Some of these 19 terrible first-date stories might just put you off for life

11.

Said “you’re a really good kisser Amber” My name is Ashley
i_heart_kermit

12.

He used his pocket knife to cut me a slice of cake, and later scraped some dirt clumps off of his shoe with the same knife. I asked him if he ever cleaned his knife, and he replied, “no, why?”

He also confessed that he was madly in love with me the same day. We had just met.
Pastel-Demon

13.

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Via

14.

Told me that aliens cause jet lag and that I have the ghost of a fisherman following me around named Samuel
RVBY1977

15.

I picked her up and she asked me if we could stop by her mom’s house so she could “run in and grab something.” I said sure. Made the stop. She went inside.

5 minutes later she comes out hustling towards the car with a carseat and her mom chasing after her yelling. She opens the car door and throws the carseat(which I now see has a baby in it) and starts yelling at me to drive. I freaked and just turned my car off and took the keys out of the ignition.

Her mom called the cops and they came and questioned all of us for a good while. Turns out she had lost custody due to drug use and was trying to use me as a way to get her kid back. We never made it to dinner and I just went home after the cops left.
Awkward-Ad8740

16.

I asked about his hobbies and he said “I play the bagpipes”. I thought that was really cool and asked him to tell me more. He says, “Are you sure?” I said “Yes”

He proceeds to go on about bagpipes for the rest of the night. How he felt playing the bagpipes was his calling in life, how he needed to carry his grandfather’s legacy (who also played the bagpipes), how his dream was to play bagpipes for the queen, his favourite brand of bagpipes, the anatomy of bagpipes…every topic was somehow turned back to bagpipes.

To be fair, I did say yes to him telling me more. I hope he’s doing well and found someone just as passionate about bagpipes.
Epic-PenguinSharks

17.

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Via

18.

He whistled at the waitress to get her attention. He whistled at her like she was a dog, with his fingers in his mouth.
jankyjelly

19.

She chewed with her mouth open at dinner. Lip smacking sounds and everything.
MostDeviousKing

Altruistic-Sun-7778 played gooseberry to a teddy.

On the first date, she took her teddy bear with her and started talking to him as if he was alive. Throughout the date, she turned to the bear, asked his opinion and even offered him food from her dish. It was so weird and awkward.

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