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The first rule of Stand Up and Fight Club is ‘Don’t let Penny Mordaunt write her own speeches’ – 21 funny reactions
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3am in a stranger’s kitchen on a simply ungodly amount of ketamine https://t.co/cRf8yhSnAn
— Joe Barton (@JoeBarton_) October 4, 2023
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This Penny Mordaunt speech reads like one of those things where you're given a phrase and you have to keep adding whatever comes up in autocomplete. https://t.co/h7tLxApfVz
— Ross Lawson (@Ross_Lawson) October 4, 2023
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I’ve always admired British satire, and this is on a par with the ludicrous skewers of Spitting Image. Five stars. https://t.co/jAz3bUIXa6
— Oisín McGann (@OisinMcGann) October 4, 2023
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The silly woman made a bet when she had had a few.
She bet she could say “stand up and fight” 50 times in 5 minutes and NO ONE in the hall would laugh
She won her silly bet https://t.co/v2TKfMxgea
— Tom London (@TomLondon6) October 4, 2023
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A truly bizarre speech from Penny Mordaunt
All that sword-holding has gone to her head
She now thinks she is Henry V, but without the inspiring Shakespearean words pic.twitter.com/GxZm9pl3yn
— Louis 〓〓 Defend the right to vote (@LouisHenwood) October 4, 2023
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This is Penny Mordaunt in a nutshell. All her pros and cons as a politician in less than 90 seconds. She has the personality to be PM – but zero substance. She says absolutely nothing here, it’s word salad. Like all her other speeches:pic.twitter.com/47XUDv3bUK
— Nick Tyrone (@NicholasTyrone) October 4, 2023
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The Tories consider her one of their best performers. She is in fact a babbling maniac. https://t.co/IOhGyesqiB
— Ian Dunt (@IanDunt) October 4, 2023
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Just in case you were wondering whether they’re run out of actual ideas https://t.co/dzS3F4SChR
— richard bacon (@richardpbacon) October 4, 2023
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This is mesmerising https://t.co/xt3rtjsn5N
— Krishnan Guru-Murthy (@krishgm) October 4, 2023
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"But tonight I say, we must move forward, not backward; upward, not forward; and always twirling, twirling, twirling towards freedom!" https://t.co/s1cOB9UsUO
— Sam Freedman (@Samfr) October 4, 2023
Janey Godley‘s hilarious voiceover added an intentional layer of comedy to the unintentional one already in evidence.
Weird my voiceover might help explain pic.twitter.com/VmFO1S5rjQ
— Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) October 4, 2023
The Jase added context.
Penny Mordaunt's speech but as a scene from 1984. pic.twitter.com/OELj7w9VYG
— The Jase (@jasemonkey) October 4, 2023
That works a lot better than we’d like.
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