25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
DAVE GROHL: *sniffing the air* What is that?
ME: *carrying a bag of Foo* oh, shit. oh, fuck.
— John H. Beers III (@Bedlam_Beersie) October 3, 2023
14.
scientists have captured footage of me arriving at the hotel buffet breakfast pic.twitter.com/y18ThBqCJa
— mutable joe (@mutablejoe) October 5, 2023
15.
I'm 40 years old and I still don't know whether to turn on the AC or the heater to get rid of the fog on the windshield in winters and I think it's too late to ask anyone now.
— karanbir singh (@karanbirtinna) October 5, 2023
16.
No thanks, you seem like someone who cares who Taylor Swift is dating.
— B. (@anerdonfire2) October 2, 2023
17.
1970s FACT: The New Seekers actually did try to teach the world to sing in perfect harmony once, but failed because Holland was too flat.
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) October 4, 2023
18.
The Two Rennies. pic.twitter.com/dbPpcCf0Ec
— Neil (@_Enanem_) October 5, 2023
19.
Time heals all wounds but doesn't take your medical insurance.
— Lies (@AbleLikes) October 3, 2023
20.
Establish dominance on your neighbors by sitting on the porch & carving wind chimes
— Natalie Would (@FuturePopop) October 4, 2023
21.
[Scooby Doo at an interview]
Interviewer: May I see your CV?
Scooby: *hands CV over* Rrres you may!
Interviewer: Round here we call it a CV.— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) October 1, 2023
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— (@ceefaux) October 5, 2023
23.
Thought I’d go back and redo all the Tweets I messed up with typos, then I realized, I may not have the life expectancy to pull that off.
— Marcmywords (@Marcmywords2) October 6, 2023
24.
I’m so glad I cleaned the house so the kids have a clean canvas to drop their stuff everywhere.
— krista pacion (@kristabellerina) October 4, 2023
25.
I love how hastily put together this obviously was. BIT of a dry spell romance-wise between the first century BC and Ross and Rachel hotting up in the mid-nineties. pic.twitter.com/GVoelacxJd
— Mark Watson (@watsoncomedian) October 5, 2023
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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