Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
When you go on a school trip to Cadbury World and you have to pretend you wore your uniform as a joke but really your mum forgot x pic.twitter.com/rthDs12Qx2
— Buckers (@deathofbuckley) October 10, 2023
14.
When I was a child, 50 seemed like such an ancient, faraway age, where people would probably totter about aimlessly and confused, forgetting everything, parts of their decrepit body falling off and everything hurting. Now I actually am 50, I realise I was absolutely spot on.
— Jason (@NickMotown) October 10, 2023
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waiting for the cashier to notice me after I screw up the self check out again pic.twitter.com/Q1jxAWbUyg
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) October 8, 2023
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Party time, excellent pic.twitter.com/03PTD7O2fW
— Hip Priest (@ecLOLogy) October 9, 2023
17.
Aww pic.twitter.com/R0rWpCEI3y
— James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) October 12, 2023
18.
I really respect a Muller corner, love to feel like I’m involved in the creative process of a yoghurt
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) October 11, 2023
19.
SOMMELIER: It's aromatic, elegant and clean, with classical aromas of long aging in the barrel
WIFE: Decadent but not overdone, with cedar, licorice and tea leaves
ME: *holding a cork against each side of my head* I'm Frankenwine
— FᎪᎢ ᏩᎪNᎠᎪᏞF (@sofarrsogud) October 11, 2023
20.
Saw bigfoot was trending and immediately got worried that someone got a hold of Ring cam footage of me going out to grab the mail.
— (@DakHarding) October 11, 2023
21.
zip codes outside of the US sound like temporary passwords. like what do you mean your zip code is 6MZ 19X22
— trash jones (@jzux) October 10, 2023
22.
What do people who work in a bank actually DO all day?”
“Ah, that would be telling.”
— Sean Patrick (@seanptellsjokes) October 11, 2023
23.
If you're having trouble falling asleep pretend you have to get up in 5 minutes.
— Dan Regan (@DanRegan_Comedy) October 11, 2023
24.
I’ve discovered that my mom’s crazy long voicemails are less annoying if I think of them as podcasts.
This morning’s episode is called “The Following List Of People You Don’t Remember Ever Meeting Are Now Dead.”
— D.N. Schmidt (@Writepop) October 11, 2023
25.
Me: I can read on the toilet until my feet fall asleep
Job interviewer: …and a weakness?
— OyVeyLady (@OyVeyLady) October 11, 2023
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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