19 fantastically funny fake facts about superstitions

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In parts of Telford, it is considered poor fortune to insert a live hedgehog into a traffic warden. My dad tried this a few months back, and shortly after this Wilko went bust.
Simon Carter

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If Jesus resurrects at Easter, there will be another 6 weeks of North American hockey play-offs.
Marrie GlobeTrotter De Vries

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Apparently, you can never finish a Facebook comment on Frid …
Andy Mollet

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If you say happy birthday 3 times, Stevie Wonder will appear.
Amanda Huds

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Daz Holmes

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If you don’t start off the New Year with a new dishpan, you’ll break your grandma’s gravy boat.
Mykl Wike

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If you’re walking through the halls of “power” during lockdown you get ambushed by cake.
Helen Randall She-Her

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If you play Superstition by Stevie Wonder, a shape shifting Husky will walk into your bedroom.
Barry Ingham

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Jon Hallam
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See if you can work out what Gayle Price was doing when she wrote this.

If you see the reflection of a black cat in the window of the local dry cleaner, it means your children will all become rocket scientists. If you don’t, then they’ll probably end up writing made-up superstitions instead of working.

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