Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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No it wasn’t. pic.twitter.com/t2d6lF5wzp
— Jay Foreman (@jayforeman) October 18, 2023
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Sunak now so desperate for votes he’s giving away free watches. pic.twitter.com/7RBioms8Ra
— Alistair Barrie (@AlistairBarrie) October 15, 2023
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I want the person who paints the Disney characters on ice cream vans to do the next official royal portrait.
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) October 18, 2023
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Mary : i’m pregnant
Joseph : but we’ve never had sex??
Mary : you’re not gonna believe this..
— Satan (@s8n) October 16, 2023
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What's King Charles' favourite console?
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The Royal Wii.— Bec Hill (@bechillcomedian) October 19, 2023
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my dentist called to tell me they overcharged me by $150 on my last visit which was cool at first but then i remembered that i only paid $130 for that visit and now i'm like, damn, how bad did they fuck up my teeth that they were somehow supposed to owe me $20?
— Robert Schultz (@_RobertSchultz) October 16, 2023
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Feeling cute. May move across the room later. pic.twitter.com/nYTvI0S2iN
— National Park Service (@NatlParkService) October 19, 2023
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Just said to my dog ‘excuse me, no, we don’t eat masking tape do we?’ I don’t know why I said ‘we’. Obviously I don’t eat masking tape. Just wanted to make her feel better I guess, like we’re in this decision together
— Lydia Botters ▯ (@MrLloydBotters) October 19, 2023
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The person who named sweetbreads isn't allowed to name stuff anymore
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) October 19, 2023
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What kind of key opens the door to a haunted house
A spoo-key
— Dad Jokes! (@dadgivesjokes) October 16, 2023
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Be kind. Everyone is going through something. Heartache. Financial stress. Their bananas ripened too quickly. Having the song from the Jardiance commercial stuck in their head because it’s aired 5 million times a day.
We all have our battles to fight.
— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) October 16, 2023
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Solicitors are hilarious aren’t they? I get that they charge for every little interaction but last month I emailed mine to tell him I’d paid my bill and he charged me £12 for reading the email!
— Jason Manford (@JasonManford) October 19, 2023
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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