This ‘cyberhacker’ scammer got just the responses they deserved and it’s a supremely satisfying read

John Plunkett. Updated January 25th, 2024

You’ll surely already now Becky Holmes – @deathtospinach on Twitter – who is an absolute master at giving scammers such as ‘Keanu Reeves’ (not the real Keanu Reeves) exactly the treatment they deserved.

Possibly alive to the fact that she is bothered by so many scammers, a ‘cyberhacker’ got in touch to put paid to these idiots once and for all.

And their exchange delivers all that it promises … and more.

This is going to be hard to believe so brace yourselves, but it turns out that some of the people I’ve spoken to via DM have been scammers

Thank God for good, honest people like CyberHacker Williams who can help me trace these fiends… for a fee

Shame he stopped replying pic.twitter.com/mmEcJLg2xp

— Becky Holmes hates spinach (@deathtospinach) October 23, 2023

And here it is in full.

Boom.

Those fat "Home Chips" won't work.
You need skinny fries, because they are microchips.

— F'lar of Benden (@baldylocks54) October 23, 2023

— Becky Holmes hates spinach (@deathtospinach) October 23, 2023

Starting my week off splendidly here https://t.co/tabkaaDPs3

— Hey look, it's ʀᴇᴘᴏ! (@ageingbboys) October 23, 2023

And Becky’s got a book!

The proofs have landed at the publisher’s office. The next batch to be printed will be the ones the public sees. Scary. Thrilling. Mind blowing. Wonderful.https://t.co/T7HziCE0Ob

And if you don’t like Bezos – order through @Waterstones https://t.co/Lt3KQ5HR2l pic.twitter.com/zQFRwUBmxt

— Becky Holmes hates spinach (@deathtospinach) October 6, 2023

Here’s a quirky little development…

If you pre-order directly from publisher @unbounders, not only can you get a signed book and receive it before publication date, but you can now get a Keanu Reeves Is Not In Love With You eco-friendly tote bag

If you’ve already ordered a… pic.twitter.com/O3V6hxHzGQ

— Becky Holmes hates spinach (@deathtospinach) October 13, 2023

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Source @deathtospinach Image Unsplash Markus Spiske