Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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that’s… actually the optimal kind of toilet when you think about it pic.twitter.com/ZiA1pLlhxe
— edie! edi! edié! (@ediemullen) October 24, 2023
14.
Yes. Yes it is. pic.twitter.com/Mu0jmTgc87
— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@angrypiln) October 23, 2023
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Monsters can’t hide under my bed. That’s where my cats have their fight club.
— Jenny Doesnt Know (@HighlyIngenious) October 21, 2023
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Life on a cold Tuesday morning in October pic.twitter.com/Fbqkht80yH
— Sophie Hell (@SophLouiseHall) October 24, 2023
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I'm going to write a book about all the things I should have done with my life.
l'll call it my oughtabiography.
— PUNS (@ThePunnyWorld) October 27, 2023
18.
Willie Nelson, age 90, played guitar and sang to me and a sold out arena last night. I knelt down to tie my shoe in the merch line and needed help getting back up.
— Felicia (@LostFelicia) October 22, 2023
19.
Hope he’s ok. pic.twitter.com/0NdpbSmBD8
— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) October 26, 2023
20.
Did you know that Taylor Swift’s album ‘1989 – Taylor’s Version’ came out today?!
I did because my 10yo has told me approximately 137,000 times.— Phlegm Clandango (@Cain_Unable) October 27, 2023
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me: oh god I hope this snake isn't poisonous
them: I think you mean venomous. poisonous means-
me: (biting into snake's tail) say what now
— Ken Cheng twitch.tv/kenchengcomedy (@kenchengcomedy) October 24, 2023
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Danny was dripped to the fuckin gills man. Overlook Fashion Week pic.twitter.com/kvB15nRuvs
— caitie delaney (@caitiedelaney) October 27, 2023
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“Tell me when to stop with the gravy” pic.twitter.com/rchjfRSiYk
— ’ ♂️ (@rednuoPdnuorG) October 24, 2023
24.
Expiration date? More like spoiler alert.
— Uncle Bob (@UncleBob56) October 26, 2023
25.
Nobody ever tells you when you're young that being an adult is 84% going to the toilet thinking you need a poo and when you get there you just let out a blood-curdlingly large fart
— Toby Tarrant ❤ (@tobytarrant) October 25, 2023
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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