‘What is the smallest hill you’ll die on?’ These 27 passionately held beliefs are very funny and entirely relatable

15.

‘I never need a receipt bigger than 3 inches.’
ckey54

16.

‘Halloween decorations that are animal skeletons shouldn’t have ears! Ears aren’t bone!’
qatest

17.

‘Talking on speaker phone in public is not necessary.’
w-Transportation-

18.

‘Typing Like This Will Make Me Stop Respecting You Instantly.’
ajor_Koala

19.

‘It’s “I couldn’t care less”, not “I could care less”! If you could care less then you care!’
Shibes2

20.

‘More people should learn that saying “I don’t know” is a perfectly accurate and acceptable answer.’
SUSANR

21.

“Two piece” dresses are not dresses.’
susiemay01

22.

‘Toilet paper rolls over, not under.’
AestheticCopacetic

23.

‘A couple means 2, a few is more than 2. There is no debating this.’
Colonel_Kook

24.

‘It is not impolite to correct someone who is spreading misinformation, regardless of whether they’re lying or just plain incorrect.’
ativePerson

25.

‘They’re not called assless chaps. They’re just chaps. or assless pants. Assless chaps implies there are chaps with an ass, but those are just called pants.’
Herb4372

26.

‘Tipping for carryout is the biggest scam in restaurant history.’
oy69

27.

‘I will consistently, persistently, and always use the Oxford Fucking Comma.’
Hemenucha

And finally, here’s the smallest hill that this person will die on.

‘Probably like 3 feet at my current health.’
Alicia-XTC

Boom-tish!

Source Reddit u/Pennsyltuckey54