25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Every tinder talking stage atm pic.twitter.com/lPxGOJLbct
— JustRandomThoughts (@randomstuffxzxz) November 2, 2023
14.
Peter Parker having to juggle a day job with being a superhero in 2023 feels stupid. Just launch a Patreon my man. Throw a PayPal link in that Spider-bio
— eli yudin (@eliyudin) October 30, 2023
15.
There was a three day period when both Picasso and Pharrell Williams were alive
— James (@jrawson) October 28, 2023
16.
Always keep a dog eared book on your nightstand so that people think you know how to read.
— Oh, George is Here (@ohgeorgeishere) October 30, 2023
17.
Check in on your introvert friends who are married to extroverts. We are not okay.
— SpacedMom (@copymama) October 30, 2023
18.
Hell yeah. pic.twitter.com/yQzy4mnLZJ
— Elvis Buñuelo (@Mr_Considerate) November 1, 2023
19.
How children grow up with any understanding of the concept of scale, I have no idea. pic.twitter.com/qziyDyZ2ZK
— Rhodri Marsden ⏏️ (@rhodri) October 29, 2023
20.
Don’t judge me for my toddler eating a chicken nugget for lunch. Judge me for not knowing where the chicken nugget came from.
— Jessie (@mommajessiec) November 2, 2023
21.
What’s the use of getting an extra hour’s sleep on a Sunday morning? I’m saving mine for when I really need it, like on a Wednesday afternoon, during a meeting.
— paul bassett davies buy my damn books (@thewritertype) October 30, 2023
22.
Absolutely ridiculous. You’d never fit a vacuum in there! pic.twitter.com/nJrOu7iZ9S
— Flups (@TheRealFlups) November 2, 2023
23.
Never a borrower nor a lender be and that's why I lost my job at savings and loan.
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) November 2, 2023
24.
Used to be a mouse could eat an entire block of cheese and his body would become perfectly triangular with two ears and a nose sticking out. Can't any more, because of woke.
— Guy Kelly: Action Sausage twitch.tv/brainmage (@Brainmage) November 2, 2023
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the s club live show is kinda giving naked attraction pic.twitter.com/ZNjtSKwDlP
— Dan Egg (@dan_egg) October 31, 2023
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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