Simply 17 hilarious times Piers Morgan was brutally owned into next year
10. When he stood like this next to (ex Spain footie chief) Luis Rubiales
Luis Rubiales flew to London today for a 2-hour interview with me in which he announced his resignation. It’s a raw, powerful, emotional conversation about THAT kiss, and crotch grab, which have made him the world’s most infamous man. It airs this week on @PiersUncensored pic.twitter.com/55lfoQpV0i
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) September 10, 2023
Just off to an abandoned foyer for some normal standing with the boys pic.twitter.com/7rRuRzpfx1
— Hannah Rose Woods (@hannahrosewoods) September 11, 2023
11. When he said dictators didn’t mess with Trump
Morgan: None of these dictators pull any of these stunts while Trump was president
Christie: pic.twitter.com/E6niVvKCZe
— Acyn (@Acyn) July 12, 2023
12. When he said Hollywood actors (like Bradley Whitford) can’t handle criticism
Aw @piersmorgan, Pumpkin, you got triggered! I know it’s hard when people say things you disagree with. But you’re the toddler who walks off the set when you don’t like what someone says. Looking for a coddled snowflake who can’t handle other points of view? Look in the mirror. pic.twitter.com/QSfBsHBfSO
— Bradley Whitford (@BradleyWhitford) November 2, 2022
13. When Gary Lineker brought his launch TV ratings back down to earth
BOOM! pic.twitter.com/sGUIQHCsNc
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 26, 2022
Congratulations, Tubs. I can’t imagine what it feels like to get such small numbers. Thrilled for you. https://t.co/u8nhNqw0Dh
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) April 26, 2022
Aww thanks Jugs!
I was happy to get 60% higher ratings than BBC News. ps you can’t imagine what it’s like to have your own global show either, but I’ll be equally thrilled for you if you ever do… https://t.co/GkFys1zWjI— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) April 26, 2022
But, but, BBC News got 2.7 million viewers last night on @BBCOne.
ITV news at ten averaged 1.6m. And Channel 4 news got 0.7m. https://t.co/fdp4hEPJh7— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) April 26, 2022
14. When he mocked Dan Walker on Strictly Come Dancing
Well… what a ride!#Strictly has been a truly wonderful experience for me. I enjoyed every second.@NadiyaBychkova is a superstar: kind, encouraging, funny, clever, the best teacher I could ever have hoped for & a great friend.
Thanks for the support & thanks for having us https://t.co/OUKDGPN7wk— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) December 5, 2021
You came 5th, mate.
She needed a better pupil. https://t.co/GPAru6jPTQ— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) December 5, 2021
Morning. I did think about walking off when @CraigRevHorwood gave me some grief in week 2 but… who does that? https://t.co/A1l8MV4fdg pic.twitter.com/WxVt4rHQ7x
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) December 6, 2021
15. When he said this about Megan and Harry
Imagine being two staggeringly privileged royal multi-millionaires going to Africa to make a documentary that supposedly ‘shines a light’ on poverty, violence against women/girls & racial inequality – then in fact making it all about their own terrible struggle? I mean, FFS. pic.twitter.com/YCm9qAgzAd
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) October 21, 2019
Imagine being given a TV show & a newspaper column & using them both to pick on a woman who didn’t want to go out for a second drink with you https://t.co/fPZ3Z5Rhth
— Dan Walker (@mrdanwalker) October 21, 2019
16. Wen he called Gary Lineker an ‘obsequious arse-licker’ (it’s a long one, this)
This is nonsensical. I know we don’t tend to look beyond these shores very much, and I’m sure Sir Alex is being supportive of one of his own, but even as recently as this summer, Messi almost single-handedly won the Copa America for Argentina. They’re both greats. https://t.co/V4aLdiqSGW
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 15, 2022
It’s perfectly sensical, Jugs. Messi’s clearly lost his magic since leaving Barca. Ronaldo’s kept it at many clubs/countries incl back at United now.
That’s why he’s the . https://t.co/DCZ8AYCLsR— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 15, 2022
He’s the now? So you’re judging 2 of the greatest players of all-time on how they perform in their mid thirties when they’re both past their best. I don’t care who you or anyone else thinks is better, it’s not important, but a lack of respect for either is totally unwarranted https://t.co/yxt9MmafNP
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 15, 2022
Fergie wasn’t disrespectful, he just said Messi wouldn’t play as well outside of his Barcelona comfort zone, and as we can all now see, he doesn’t. https://t.co/gbvSsnUa3A
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 15, 2022
He’s nearly 35. What on earth do you expect. It’s absurd and disrespectful to suggest that Messi in his prime couldn’t perform wondrously in any league in the world. https://t.co/86I8fH4Udi
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 15, 2022
Ronaldo’s 37 and still banging in wondrous hat-tricks. Messi’s 3yrs younger & fading faster than my taste buds after covid – because he’s not got his Barca support blanket. The debate is over – it’s @Cristiano https://t.co/2elFKmSh5U
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 15, 2022
Players will always be judged on their prime years. By your criteria Maradona would be considered average. I know you’re always texting Ronaldo and desperately want him to like you, but you can do that without disrespecting other greats. https://t.co/zF8P7LAMZ7
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 15, 2022
Ooooohhhh, someone’s getting touchy! It’s not my fault Ronaldo’s playing so much better than Messi..
ps For the record, I think Maradona’s the 2nd best player ever – after @Cristiano https://t.co/RotnwEJimE— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 15, 2022
Watching the game, I think I may have just got a glimpse of your feet hanging from @Cristiano’s shorts. https://t.co/udQSaF92Au
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 15, 2022
Mate, when it comes to sycophantic obsequious arse-licking, your fangirl worship of Messi even as he fades into mediocrity is in a class of its own! https://t.co/yrykSPM0yZ
— Piers Morgan (@piersmorgan) March 15, 2022
Hmmmmm https://t.co/6s6xUwXlE0 pic.twitter.com/qgM6vjiWd5
— Gary Lineker (@GaryLineker) March 15, 2022
17. And finally, when Chelsea Handler said this
Chelsea Handler handling Piers Morgan pic.twitter.com/dm8P1XIgFa
— jason bolaños (@JBinAV) March 11, 2021
Source @piersmorgan