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We regret to inform you that the mid-life-crisis millionaire now claims to have reverse-aged his penis

Oonagh Keating. Updated November 15th, 2023

It’s been weeks since we last had an update from 46-year-old multi-millionaire Bryan Johnson, whose main aim in life is to melt away the years and be 18 again, through various often mind-boggling means, such as having blood transfusions from his teenage son.

Little did we know that the silence was an enormous blessing in disguise. Okay, we knew – but we didn’t know how much of a blessing it was until we found out what he’s been up to.

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You can probably imagine how people feel about it – but you don’t need to.

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If Greg Jenner weren’t already a treasured Public Historian and author, we’d have to suggest he should pursue a career writing headlines.

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