25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
medium: [confused] this spirit REALLY hates someone named Mario
me: it's entirely possible that i brought the Luigi board instead.
— Graham Kritzer (@GrahamKritzer) November 21, 2023
14.
Taught my daughter how to use Amazon Lists and now I have 371 items under “you should buy me this”
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) November 19, 2023
15.
Adding “scroll for two hours” to my To-Do list, so I won’t do it.
— Laurie Kilmartin, Springville UT, Sacramento (@anylaurie16) November 20, 2023
16.
I know it happens every year, but I would bet my life that it's never gotten this dark this early before in my life.
— Josh Gondelman (@joshgondelman) November 20, 2023
17.
Someone put this in the bin today, and that’s how I learned that in certain circumstances I can turn inside out. pic.twitter.com/5leHVJ8J0u
— Dr Rachel Morris, Minister for Uncommon Nonsense (@FiveByFiveTimes) November 20, 2023
18.
“I’m sure it’ll turn up” – Translation: I’m bored of helping you look.
— VeryBritishProblems (@SoVeryBritish) November 18, 2023
19.
Welcome to middle age. You now take pictures of instructions so you can enlarge them.
— Helleanor Rigby (@Mom_Overboard) November 20, 2023
20.
It’s almost worth getting stranded at this spot near North Browning, Montana, USA, just so I can let the emergency services know that I’m in the what3words square ‘badger.badger.badger.’ Wonder if it’s full of mushrooms and snakes. pic.twitter.com/sLmBtdPLMk
— Simon Harris – Man Behaving Dadly (THAT’S DADLY) (@simonharris_mbd) November 20, 2023
21.
It’s always the ones you least expect pic.twitter.com/hxkcDFyLHV
— Julicorn (@ChicksRule) November 20, 2023
22.
What’s Scooby Doo’s favourite pizza place? pic.twitter.com/nscdjgRxUY
— Lydia (@LydiaMizon) November 21, 2023
23.
Nicole and Cheryl dressed like Penelope Keith and Peter Bowles in To the Manor Born. One for the kids pic.twitter.com/UXd5PrjCNA
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) November 23, 2023
24.
adulthood is saying “after this week things will slow down a bit” over and over until you die.
— Peter (@peter) November 21, 2023
25.
people always laugh when they come round and notice i’ve still got a VHS player hooked up to my 4K TV. but they soon shut up when i bring out this bad boy pic.twitter.com/F1IHXqc4EX
— Dan Douglas (@dandouglas) November 22, 2023
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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