21 delightfully harmless but incredibly petty curses
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May the last page of your 600 page novel be missing.
Jewelly McColgan
13.
May you forget to go to the petrol station and be late the next morning.
David Simon Banbery
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May the traffic lights always turn red.
Louise Coolin
15.
Emma Burns
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May you forever feel the sensation on your face of having just walked through a spiderweb.
Andrew Gorus
17.
May the TV remote be always just out of reach when you go to grab it.
Richard Corner
18.
Kate Sloan
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May your radio be forever stuck on thought for the day.
David Wragg
20.
May all the bananas in every shop be too green to eat
Connie Kirkwood
21.
May you forget your towels are on the line and only remember at bathtime after there has been a downpour.
Martyn Cooper
Marie LeQuelenec shared this wisdom.
May you always be treated, the way you treat others.
But the most evil one came from Neil Best.
May you step on a plug made out of LEGO.
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