25 Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Heathrow, City, Luton, Stansted pic.twitter.com/7vrqv55WUl
— Paul Lucas (@paul_winginit) November 26, 2023
14.
You can see some absolutely disgusting and terrifying things in the subway. I once saw a guy order marinara sauce on his 6” tuna sub.
— (@MoMohler) November 30, 2023
15.
God gives his toughest battles* to his strongest soldiers.
*I have to log back into Hulu on my TV
— Myrhhissa ❤️ (@michimama75) November 30, 2023
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"So if I'm reading this right, there must be a new cardboard box in the house" pic.twitter.com/EnIG7Fdoya
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) November 26, 2023
17.
so parents just… get a terrible night(s) of sleep and go about their day?
— Shareen Pathak (@shareenpathak) November 27, 2023
18.
Yep just did my cardio walked into a spiderweb
— Mr.Carter (@dexteristwisted) November 30, 2023
19.
People using the wrong words is my absolute bedbug
— Craig Deeley ️ (@craiguito) November 28, 2023
20.
It finally happened!!!! pic.twitter.com/VunccZXYTc
— John Collins (@HolyDalek) November 27, 2023
21.
Netflix cashing in on the success of Squid Game by turning it into a reality show is like Paramount cashing in on the success of Apocalypse Now by invading Vietnam
— Jack Bernhardt (@jackbern23) November 28, 2023
22.
Names for baby animals:
7. Hedgehog (hoglet)
6. Echidna (puggle)
5. Cormorant (shaglet)
4. Spider (spiderling)
3. Puffin (puffling)
2. Yoda (yodaling)
1. Pig (piggie smalls)— Adam Sharp (@AdamCSharp) November 28, 2023
23.
If history repeats itself, I'm getting a pet dinosaur
— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) November 28, 2023
24.
Saw someone from high school. She said she hadn’t seen me in years. That’s likely because I’d always seen her first.
— Felicia (@LostFelicia) November 29, 2023
25.
i love googling stuff. imagine not being able to google stuff. i would know next to nothing about the great molasses flood of 1919
— chase (@_chase_____) December 1, 2023
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