People have been sharing the worst sex advice a magazine ever gave them – 17 absolute jaw-droppers (NSFW)

9.

‘Rug burn his dick.’
iamharoldshipman

10.

‘Not sure which magazine, but it was a ridiculously long list of non-bed places to have sex, and one was an empty bathtub.

‘Can you imagine how uncomfortable?!’
februarypigs

11.

‘Ladies – go all gecko on your man ✨’
prettybunbun

12.

‘I think it was something about wrapping your hand in a fishnet stocking for a handjob…”
00htina

13.

‘I bought a subscription a couple years ago and one issue told me to dump sand all over my floor and have sex on top of it to simulate a tropical getaway.’
Ship_Negative

14.

‘Not something I personally learned, but I read this one in a post a long time ago and it always makes me laugh.’
227743

15.

‘I remember reading it about how to make him last longer

‘As you go down on him push a needle softly behind his knee.’
Charming_Miss

16.

‘Let me just pull out my edible pain and get right on that.’
sage_and_sea

17.

‘YANK ON HIS PUBES.’
akahaus

Source Reddit Calm_Entrepreneur_83 H/T Buzzfeed