Our Favourite Funny Tweets of the Year (Part 1)
26.
This is the worst piece of cutlery I’ve ever used in my entire life and I once ate a yogurt with a biro x pic.twitter.com/at70wIp0wf
— Buckers (@deathofbuckley) March 19, 2023
27.
Remembering the most devastating your mum joke ever written pic.twitter.com/Ok45bde9Fu
— Summer Ray (@SummerRay) March 19, 2023
28.
Yes. I’m going to say “yes”. pic.twitter.com/5pVvhhW6fl
— Angry People in Local Newspapers (@angrypiln) March 24, 2023
29.
I know historians have questioned Boney M’s methodology and conclusions but I have to say, they’re right about Rasputin: it WAS a shame how he carried on.
— Dan Rebellato (@DanRebellato) March 28, 2023
30.
[ interview ]
cable company: where do you see yourself in five years
me: you mean between 3 and 8 years from now?
cable company: when can you start
me: between monday and july
— fredesque (@FredTaming) April 1, 2023
31.
I have never worked out the moral to Humpty Dumpty. Is it… Don't let horses do medical things?
— Amanda Blain ● (@amandablain) April 8, 2023
32.
flight attendant: is there a doctor on board
me: i have a doctorate in mathematics
flight attendant: this man is dying
me: minus one
— Joe Biden Press Release (Parody) (@joebldenpress) April 8, 2023
33.
The film 127 hours is based on the true story of when my parents were discussing garden furniture with their friends and so I cut my arm off
— Craig Deeley ️ (@craiguito) April 14, 2023
34.
Not her best song. pic.twitter.com/pZ6jZ7slj2
— Neil (@_Enanem_) April 16, 2023
35.
INVENTOR OF ELECTRIC BICYCLES: what if an eleven year old could go as fast as cars
— Swim Jeans (@ShortSleeveSuit) April 26, 2023
36.
receptionist asked if I was alright then the coffee guy did too so I actually did it. I said “im just not wearing makeup but thanks”. it felt GOOD 10/10 anyway then saw I’d wiped ketchup on my face and it looked exactly like I was bleeding from the eye.
— Stevie Martin (@5tevieM) April 27, 2023
37.
my bf who has had a full beard for as long as I’ve known him shaved it off to ‘sexy vague stubble’ tonight and his iPhone Face ID still went ‘sure it’s clearly yourself on you go’ and mine like clockwork every morning goes ‘LOL who the fuck is this troll passcode pls’
— Sorcha Ní Nia (@Luiseach) May 7, 2023
38.
VITAMIN WATER: we’re like water, but with vitamins
ME: which ones
VITAMIN WATER: well sugar is a vitamin
ME: no it’s not
VITAMIN WATER: what about blue
— Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) May 13, 2023
39.
Beanbag chairs are fun and comfortable but you should never buy one because one day you'll get some really bad news and you'll have to roll off the side and onto the floor before standing up to comfort your partner.
— Nate (@thenatewolf) May 15, 2023
40.
Has anyone seen Kevin Bacon’s car keys? Asking for a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) May 22, 2023
41.
Telegraph still struggling with the concept of “humans didn’t evolve in Kent” pic.twitter.com/nenqcSSicy
— James Felton (@JimMFelton) May 30, 2023
42.
This probably isn’t good pic.twitter.com/P9scS3TOAs
— Julicorn (@ChicksRule) June 5, 2023
43.
“Trust your gut” ok first of all my gut wants pizza 24 hours a day
— Lies (@AbleLikes) June 7, 2023
44.
confuse people behind you at a cashpoint machine by walking away counting a stack of cheese singles
— Michael Spicer (@MrMichaelSpicer) June 14, 2023
45.
My Mum’s just been at a funeral where the Priest asked if I was expecting twins
Bless me Father for I have sinned
It’s been 3 hours since my last
Kebab— Nina Warhurst (@NinaWarhurst) June 15, 2023
46.
These colour names are getting ridiculous pic.twitter.com/XNr9pi01JF
— Geraint (@geraintgriffith) June 20, 2023
47.
The word they were going for was ‘Navratilova’ #ThisMorning pic.twitter.com/zzx6WYhSUR
— Suzy Bennett (@FunnySuzyB) June 19, 2023
48.
The Barbie/Oppenheimer crossover has begun pic.twitter.com/16zESO1TAY
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) June 28, 2023
49.
New hobbit just dropped. pic.twitter.com/92x8xoJRJL
— David KC (@DavidMuttering) July 4, 2023
50.
Devasted to find out Steven Spielberg is just another trophy killer. pic.twitter.com/ABktw8foKd
— Jane of the North (@JaneotN) July 3, 2023
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100 Funniest Tweets of 2022 (Part 1)
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