Can you beat these 21 stories of terrible Christmas presents?

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A really ugly dress shirt. Black with neon green and red vertical stripes
LouisMaxwell23

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A case of Slim-Fast. Was I overweight? Yes, but my (not so) passive aggressive ex sister-in-law was a bitch.
IdahoPatMan

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cusefa
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My boyfriend got me a can of pears last year.
ClementineCutie13

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My grandma got me book 9 of The Wheel of Time. I hadn’t read books 1-8, so it sat unread on my shelf for YEARS.
CaimCDragonfist

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Blueprints for the Star Ship Enterprise, from my brother, who was a big Star Trek fan. I did not watch Star Trek.
BSB8728

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My mom bought me a pair of boxers that have ticket stubs that say “Admit One.”

She instructed me (in front of everyone) to wear them when I want to have sex with my wife so that we can make her another grandbaby.
Matt8992

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Feelin_Dead
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When I was 13, I asked for Dungeons & Dragons books. I even wrote out directions to the 4 local stores that sold them. I got a He-Man pop up book.
TheRealGoobtron

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Instead of received I’ll switch to gave. I bought my whole family tickets to see James Brown live. Literally within minutes of them opening their presents it was announced on the news Christmas morning that James Brown had died.
AMC_Tendies42069

funky_grandma had a sort-of good present.

One year I got what was actually a super cool present.

My parents had worked for months putting together this awesome art kit. It was a big toolbox filled with good scissors, glue, paint, colored pencils, glitter, and every other thing a crafty little kid could want.

The problem was, every time they would go upstairs to add to it, they had a running joke where they would say “we’re going upstair to feed your present” or “we need to take your present for a walk tee tee tee”. So of course on Christmas morning instead of being a little kid who was stoked to get a huge box of art supplies, I was a little kid who was devastated that I didn’t get a puppy.

We sincerely hope you don’t get anything like any of these this year.

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