Festive and Funny – Our Fave Christmas Jokes from 2023 – Part 1
16.
It’s becoming increasingly difficult to persuade children to write letters to Santa. Kids these days simply refuse to believe in the existence of letters.
— paul bassett davies buy my damn books (@thewritertype) December 3, 2023
17.
My mum when she sees me eating a celebration when Christmas dinner is in 4 hours: pic.twitter.com/vgHuMTEZ1L
— Richard Stott but festive (@TheRstott) December 7, 2023
18.
Last Christmas,
I gave you a book entitled 'Cure your obsession with how heavy your gifts are',
But the very next day
You gave it a weigh.— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) November 26, 2023
19.
"How did you get on with the elf decoration?"
"I managed to get it up." pic.twitter.com/eXBGdEbkt8— Colin the Dachshund (@DachshundColin) November 28, 2023
20.
CHRISTMAS MEAL TRADITIONS.
Britain: Sage and oniony turkey
Sips SnowballAustralia: Thymey kangaroo
Downs Port— Festive Flups (@TheRealFlups) December 3, 2023
21.
Darwinian Christmas pic.twitter.com/qEffkBV66j
— Christina Martin (@christinamartin) November 23, 2023
22.
becoming my own secret santa by forgetting the purchases i made in the middle of the night half asleep
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) December 5, 2023
23.
Actually, Frankincense was the name of the inventor.
— Craig Deeley ️ (@craiguito) December 7, 2023
24.
Today is the day we put the outdoor Christmas lights up. A day the kids affectionately call, “Swear Day.”
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) November 26, 2023
25.
Tampax has announced that the traditional string on its tampons will be replaced with tinsel..
Apparently, this is for the Christmas period only!#eveningseasonings pic.twitter.com/nQDgB03Y3U
— All I want for Xmas is Chu (@Chumantastic) November 30, 2023
26.
a touching tribute to our saviour, the lord jesus crust pic.twitter.com/H3if5intuG
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) November 15, 2023
27.
Seriously. Fuck off. pic.twitter.com/fX1QyANszm
— Ina (@thatcymraes) November 7, 2023
28.
Whoville celebrating Christmas means there was a Who Jesus and I can’t stop imagining what kind of insane seussical contraption they would have had to crucify people.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) December 14, 2023
29.
Got one of those tree things to make the car smell nice pic.twitter.com/hW75eCt4ug
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) December 14, 2023
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Every year we go more and more overboard pic.twitter.com/WF33aWAeIG
— Log (@disappointment) December 3, 2023
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Simply 33 Christmas jokes to get you right into the festive spirit
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