21 funniest reactions to the army of scantily clad bots claiming to be 300 metres away
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300 metres away from you pic.twitter.com/nfFsYPmvOv
— dave ❄️ (@mrdavemacleod) December 30, 2023
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Why are they getting further away? pic.twitter.com/ootZXDlkib
— Tom Jamieson (@jamiesont) December 30, 2023
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500 miles from you pic.twitter.com/1EetdTzDC6
— Olaf Falafel (@OFalafel) December 31, 2023
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“Aren’t women within 300 metres brilliant!” pic.twitter.com/mxqBUxPxht
— Rob B (@RobBfromDerby) December 31, 2023
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The good news is, I’m so relieved to find that I’m not the only one inundated by tweets from sexbots telling me they’re 300 metres away.
The bad news is, they’ve got the house surrounded. Supplies are running low. Escape seems almost impossible. Send help.
— Chris Hewitt (@ChrisHewitt) December 31, 2023
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I am 300 metres away from you. pic.twitter.com/spIF7KlMn4
— Citizen Paul Templeman (Betamax Male) #FBPE (@PaulTempleman6) December 31, 2023
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300 metres away from you. Mainly because of a restraining order. pic.twitter.com/2X4pF7D5dq
— Florence (@LoxyFlo) December 30, 2023
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Are we supposed to be blocking the porn bots? I've been putting out carrots for them and letting them roam around the yard.
— Lies (@AbleLikes) January 1, 2024
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I live on a semi-remote farm steading. I know all my neighbours and I know the farmer and his wife. Being only 300m away, I can only presume this young lady is staying with one of them for Hogmanay. I shall be first-footing them all until I find which one is harbouring Helen. pic.twitter.com/60ljc8O4Bf
— Major D Malpas (@MajorDMalpas) December 31, 2023
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If Kimberly really is only 300 metres away, she’s going to get hypothermia soon. pic.twitter.com/eghG3JjLiH
— James Oswald (@SirBenfro) December 27, 2023
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I must be the only person on Twitter not to have a naked woman within 300 metres. I'm only getting ads for NFTs and dodgy investment advice. Where are my encroaching nudes?!
— Juliet Brando (@sliderulesyou) December 29, 2023
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