‘If you ruled the world, what would be the first thing you would change?’ – 19 subtle ‘improvements’

In these interesting times, we’ve surely all thought of a law or two we’d pass to make things better, and a Reddit user named u/ZaynasConfessions wanted to know what they were.

If you were the King Of The World, what would be the first thing you would change?

She added –

My first decree as Queen of the World would be to extend the weekend by including Fridays.

Inevitably, a lot of responses were reminders of pretty dark things, so we decided to keep it a little more lighthearted. Some of these would be real crowd-pleasers.

1.

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Via Unsplash

2.

A free pony and toothbrush for all.
HornyHippie86

3.

Stopping people doing TikTok dances in crowded public spaces (trains, busses, city centres).
EmlynTheGremlin

4.

NEW CALENDAR.

The seven day week taken from Genesis I guess is shit. Most of our time-based metrics are centered on 60, so I’m implementing 60 weeks with six days (No Wednesday) plus 5.25 Wednesdays days per year (5 plus a sixth on leap year).
jrj84105

5.

I would make not picking up dog poo a capital crime.
I_Am_Reddit_Tom

6.

The rules for selecting the monarch, since if they settled on me something must be very wrong.
CWRules

7.

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Via Pixabay

8.

Japanese toilets available at every resort/hotel/motel.
Upbeat_Tension_807

9.

Make James Cameron DELETE Jack’s ‘I’m King of the World’ dialogue in Titanic. THERE CAN ONLY BE ONE KING OF THE WORLD, and THATS ME
Puzzleheaded_Joke6303

10.

Send armies of Italian people named Giuseppe in every country to spread the Italian cuisine in the whole world.
MElon_Husk_og