25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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Today, I finally did it. Peak dad.
Took a mini WD40 to the playground to tackle the squeaky swings that have bothered me for months. Satisfaction off the scale. Permanent addition to the bottom of the buggy going forward.
My purpose in life is found. pic.twitter.com/umYEwBCwsY
— Pete Hamilton (@peterejhamilton) January 6, 2024
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they’ve waited so long to get into this cabinet, but now they’ve learned that actually attaining your dream is a moment of triumph inevitably alloyed with melancholy pic.twitter.com/Sgzbka6i4T
— Chris Mohney (@chrismohney) January 7, 2024
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Massive game at 7pm tonight. Up The Air Fryers pic.twitter.com/XC2bzRIedI
— Gary Riches (@RichesGary) January 7, 2024
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[showing a picture of a very healthy person to my doctor] I was thinking something a bit like this
— Steven (with a ph) (@SJKSalisbury) January 7, 2024
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It was the best of times (dipping bread into soup) it was the worst of times (finishing the bread and then being stuck with just soup)
— Sophie Hall (@SophLouiseHall) January 10, 2024
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Winter is so embarrassing as a short woman why do I have to spend 3 months looking like this pic.twitter.com/sz7fpZ3XWD
— Kylie Brakeman (@deadeyebrakeman) January 8, 2024
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The latest in my occasional series French Onion Soups That Look Like Boris Johnson. pic.twitter.com/uuI5xtMW7N
— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) January 10, 2024
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sisyphus when he’s allowed to work from home pic.twitter.com/PowcgYUp29
— (@valkalrie) January 8, 2024
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the beacon is lit. gondor calls for aid pic.twitter.com/Gy6VKWnemv
— greg (@gandalf_thegreg) January 8, 2024
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trying to participate in the front seat conversation when you’re in the back seat pic.twitter.com/w0IBZgugQM
— Patatouille (@SwampPat) January 9, 2024
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What’s wrong, babe? You’ve barely touched your Rest In Pizza pic.twitter.com/QwOmKhVxO1
— Stone Cold Jane Austen (@AbbyHiggs) January 10, 2024
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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