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The Metro’s hilariously NSFW headline about the cold weather made everyone’s eyes water – 21 funniest responses
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https://t.co/XHi9UCt20m pic.twitter.com/z0kllIhN4j
— Scarred for Life (@ScarredForLife2) January 18, 2024
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Would recommend engaging private browsing mode before searching up any unfamiliar meteorological terms this morning https://t.co/hBzdDa8qiX
— Fancy Brenda ️️⚧️ (they/she) (@SpillerOfTea) January 18, 2024
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“Please be careful if you’re pegging out your washing.” https://t.co/kW3NXovGy5
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) January 18, 2024
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Pornhub’s social media team is running the Metro’s Twitter account today. https://t.co/uv4FFuNMxT
— Moog (@a_toots) January 18, 2024
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A dangerous button to press. pic.twitter.com/kkXxFQm4Bo
— Tom Harwood (@tomhfh) January 18, 2024
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Hey girl are you the UK because
WOAH https://t.co/B0vnICeVQa— Disappointed Optimist (@disappoptimism) January 18, 2024
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At least buy us dinner first https://t.co/2VV61p4MJL
— G De La P (@22CaratEwok) January 18, 2024
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https://t.co/lSz64LHfM4 pic.twitter.com/Elz372Np8X
— Bacardi Oakheart (@Midgetgems26) January 18, 2024
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The daddy of all cold weather will have the country bent over its knee if we’re not careful https://t.co/a43a7dwjcL
— Dr Clops: Medicine Horse twitch.tv/brainmage (@Brainmage) January 18, 2024
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can you get a Pulitzer for smuggling filth into headlines https://t.co/OHylsj6oix
— Toby Earle Threads tobyontv (@TobyonTV) January 18, 2024
Well it’s easily done. Isn’t it?
That reminds me of when we were looking for a clinician to lead some work. There were no volunteers. Our boss said, ‘well you’ll have to finger someone.’ I thought we might die laughing. Even more so because she couldn’t see why it was funny (and this was in sexual health!’
— Gary Alessio (@GaryAlessio) January 18, 2024
One thing’s for sure – the Metro always gives good headline.
To conclude ….
https://t.co/xFyasHL0i5 pic.twitter.com/SEFuQs4RkE
— Scott Chegg (@buckfastbadlad) January 18, 2024
Source @MetroUK