Twitter funny tweets of the week
Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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£8.85 @coopuk?
No chance when I can wait til the end of the season and get it on a free pic.twitter.com/DPCOhF76op
— Kristian Reed (@kristianreed) January 15, 2024
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Is it me or does that look like David Cameron pic.twitter.com/XI9hTClgC9
— James C Warne (@JamesCWarne) January 15, 2024
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I just saw this on Facebook and instantly panicked about my homework pic.twitter.com/KIxkvxma78
— Zinone (@Pinklilycat) January 14, 2024
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I don’t miss much about office culture but I do miss soft launching calling-in sick by complaining about your throat on a Tuesday
— esl (@em8lee) January 16, 2024
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airpods are charging pic.twitter.com/sz1srOUW8Z
— cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys) January 13, 2024
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The opening lyric is quite clear on this pic.twitter.com/bEjJbEXYAD
— Cactus fan (@exbreakfast) January 16, 2024
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Autocorrect changed ‘are you around?’ to ‘are you aroused?’ and my buddy didn’t want to hang out today.
— NG (@Northerngent4) January 15, 2024
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If you like a girl in the gym aggressively walk up to her and say, "Hey babe, let me show you how that exercise is supposed to be done, sweetheart." Instant phone number.
— Dak Harding (@DakHarding) January 13, 2024
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If you're a xenomorph, the film 'Aliens' is about a hardworking mum trying to bring up a family on a frontier homestead until a load of soldiers turns up & massacres everyone.
— Nick Pettigrew (@Nick_Pettigrew) January 17, 2024
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I know it's a running joke that dads are obsessed with turning the thermostat down, but I'm currently living in my parents' house because my dad is unwell and he fiddled with the thermostat using his phone app FROM HOSPITAL.
— Kat Arney (@Kat_Arney) January 18, 2024
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Things that weren’t as common as we thought they were when we were kids:
Quicksand
People disappearing in the Bermuda Triangle
Self-combustion
Liberal Democrats— GlennyRodge (@GlennyRodge) January 15, 2024
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My dad told my daughter she was the best duster ever then leaned in to me and whispered “if you tell kids they’re amazing at the chore they don’t bitch about doing it” and suddenly I’m questioning if I really was the most amazing weed-puller he ever saw
— Katie D (@KatieDeal99) January 18, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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