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21 of the most funny, weird and backhanded compliments people have received

12.

Have you got a pen, beautiful? Yes? Well you better get in it before the farmer notices you’ve gone……
Chris Allen

13.

Someone once told me I looked like Charlotte Church ‘before she got hot’.
Laura James

14.


Rachel French
Via Beeld & Geluid

15.

You have a very friendly face, you have a complexion like a farmer”.
Steve Hewitt

16.

My Dad was listening to our uke band playing and afterwards said ‘I’ve heard worse, I just cannae think where’! He was a hoot the auld coot!

Stevie Neil

17.

I always get told I have great veins when I have a blood test! Gotta take the little wins!
Sarah Williams

18.

“OMG what beautiful eyes you have…..they’re the colour of sewage”.
Ray Gago

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Susan Hope
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20.

“You have a good cervix” during a smear test.
Kirsty Bowen

21.

An elderly lady once told me that my blouse was beautiful, it reminded her of a tablecloth she’d had when she was a little girl.
Alyson Roberts

BONUS

I had just told my seven year old son that he had little rough hands like a man. He returned the compliment and said I had soft hands like a chicken.
Jan Clytemnestra Currie

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