The Army head’s suggestion of bringing back conscription absolutely tanked – 19 favourite funny reactions
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In case of any attempts of #conscription into the UK army, I would like to put on PUBLIC RECORD:
I have flat feet.
I am short sighted
I have a bad back
I LOVE the CHINESE and RUSSIANS
I would probably steal a tank
I am stoned most of the time
I am scared of guns— Pastor Alex (@PastorAlexLove) January 24, 2024
12.
When we go to war with Russia and they bring in #conscription, just tell the serving officer you voted Tory in the 2024 General Election.
Medically discharged for insanity in an instant.
You're welcome. #ToriesOut566 #GeneralElectionN0W pic.twitter.com/VpGUSBWyAU
— Ben (@Bennyjj81) January 24, 2024
13.
As the call-up for WW3 appears to be imminent, might I suggest it starts with the Royals?
CHECK OUT all those hard-won medals.. they could clearly win the whole thing on their own, while the rest of us sit it out! pic.twitter.com/uQzphGaPIt
— Dr Louise Raw (@LouiseRawAuthor) January 24, 2024
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https://t.co/58oHIzGHyz pic.twitter.com/hDuq5xaDlr
— Scott Chegg (@buckfastbadlad) January 24, 2024
15.
Brits: https://t.co/IfYFhL3HqG pic.twitter.com/L848bskRFq
— Captain Howdy (@MajorPazuzu) January 24, 2024
16.
“You have to go to Odesa to operate a minesweeper or I’m stopping your fucking pension”#conscription pic.twitter.com/lAnrXmbqWD
— Gus The Fox (@GusTheFox) January 24, 2024
17.
2016: Vote Brexit or you'll be forced to fight wars in Europe that the British people didn't choose! (EU army)
2024: Conscription pic.twitter.com/Cc9U8dxFrS
— Femi (@Femi_Sorry) January 24, 2024
18.
And miss Eastenders? I don’t think so https://t.co/Z5WbVPieMQ pic.twitter.com/STjkmxbWE1
— Shirley Carter’s Pussy (@shirlpuzz) January 24, 2024
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Me when I get the call x https://t.co/97IRc6pEYL pic.twitter.com/z3Nam9EPSP
— S (@so270317) January 24, 2024
There may already be a group of willing volunteers on their way to sign up.
Where are those lots who came out to "protect" the Cenotaph? Your country needs you lads. https://t.co/HUfrLotpY0
— Mukhtar (@I_amMukhtar) January 24, 2024
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