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Twitter funny tweets of the week
Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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Writers should get a direct line to the FBI so we can call them and give them a heads up when we're googling ways to poison someone but just for a story.
— Kristen Mulrooney (@missmulrooney) January 24, 2024
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The me buying a bag of salad and the me with a bag of salad in my fridge are two completely different people.
— Sarcastic Mommy (@sarcasticmommy4) January 24, 2024
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Well, at least tomorrow is Friday.
-Me having a bad Wednesday that’s about to get even worse.
— Simon Holland (@simoncholland) January 24, 2024
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I’ve been in this Post Office queue so long the name of the storm has changed.
— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) January 23, 2024
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I have 99 problems and they're all different variations of the same password.
— your other mom (@difficultpatty) January 24, 2024
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I must say, I do think Roy Orbison asks the question a little late in proceedings. pic.twitter.com/zbSw6MhKHm
— Victoria Coren Mitchell (@VictoriaCoren) January 25, 2024
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I just want to be smart enough to understand a Starbucks order
— Mike Mentalpause (@mentalpause1) January 24, 2024
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"So, you just walk around all day, doing nothing much, waiting to be fed and watered, while people take photos of you?"
"That's about it. And what do you do Mr Tortoise?" pic.twitter.com/c6sPkic5bB
— Keith Burge (@carryonkeith) January 25, 2024
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"The cat scratched my groin when he saw that woman from The Traitors"
"Claudia Winkleman?"
"No, man, but it was close"— Moose Allain (2024 edition) Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) January 26, 2024
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I stopped wearing skinny jeans when I turned 30. In hindsight, I should have replaced them with something else. I got arrested a lot that year.
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) January 24, 2024
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Website: We use cookies to improve performance.
Me: Same.— Bob Golen (@BobGolen) January 24, 2024
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“Tonight, Matthew, I’m going to be a 1950s Test Match Umpire” pic.twitter.com/6jwzvWjYWm
— Mike Bealing (@Sillytees) January 25, 2024
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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