Looking for a new euphemism for going to the toilet? You’ll lav these 21
12.
I need to return some video tapes.
GitGup
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Wet my lettuce.
Macshlong
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Based on the Family Meeting episode of Bluey, ours has changed to “Off to move some furniture”.
thesundaring
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hopeful-gym-bunny
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Say goodbye to a few old friends.
poisonplatypus
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Prudish Nana used to say ‘attend to matters’.
Boh3mianRaspb3rry
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Watched an Alan Bennett programme where a bloke wanted a piss, and said he was going to “shed a tear”.
Kingsland1988
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My Dad, (a plumber) used to say “I’m going to inspect the plumbing”.
Electrical_hat_8686
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In our family we use “Carol needs to abseil down the quarry” for having a poo.
AndyBuxx
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tkeville
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shampooandcondition had a family favourite.
We say feed the cat. Not sure why.
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