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Looking for a new euphemism for going to the toilet? You’ll lav these 21
12.
I need to return some video tapes.
GitGup
13.
Wet my lettuce.
Macshlong
14.
Based on the Family Meeting episode of Bluey, ours has changed to “Off to move some furniture”.
thesundaring
15.
hopeful-gym-bunny
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16.
Say goodbye to a few old friends.
poisonplatypus
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Prudish Nana used to say ‘attend to matters’.
Boh3mianRaspb3rry
18.
Watched an Alan Bennett programme where a bloke wanted a piss, and said he was going to “shed a tear”.
Kingsland1988
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My Dad, (a plumber) used to say “I’m going to inspect the plumbing”.
Electrical_hat_8686
20.
In our family we use “Carol needs to abseil down the quarry” for having a poo.
AndyBuxx
21.
tkeville
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shampooandcondition had a family favourite.
We say feed the cat. Not sure why.
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