Twitter funny tweets of the week
25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
What's it called when you want to take a nap but you decided to have kids a bunch of years ago?
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) February 7, 2024
14.
what my pizza rolls see from the inside of the microwave pic.twitter.com/B2p77iZmNz
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) February 5, 2024
15.
The same people that criticize 35 year old Taylor Swift for writing "teenager songs" have no issue with a 60 year old James Hetfield singing about dragons and shit or whatever
— Böb Jänke: Hönkÿ (@Bob_Janke) February 7, 2024
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We only teach “stop, drop and roll” to put out fire but honestly if you do it in pretty much any social situation it will also stop that.
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) February 7, 2024
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everyone slags off taylor for flying a 20 minute drive to beat the traffic yet the *very* same people laud wallace and gromit for launching a rocket all the way to the moon simply to get some cheese. once again a man can laugh while a woman has to chuckle
— big duntles (@biglunty) February 8, 2024
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Imagine peeing in the Beethoven’s 5th urinals pic.twitter.com/UjBP0x76FO
— Robert Komaniecki (@Komaniecki_R) February 7, 2024
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Oh… pic.twitter.com/9aUznGoWAu
— Michael Daly (@MichaelDaly64) February 4, 2024
20.
Our Polish repair guy sent this to my boyfriend and I just love it pic.twitter.com/vgloGOxn3T
— Mädi Kircher (@MadiOkay) February 7, 2024
21.
Showing the kids Honey I Shrunk the Kids and having to explain which inventions are zany Rick Moranis originals (shrink ray) and which were normal household objects (phone attached to the wall).
— Stephanie Insley Hershinow (@S_Insley_H) February 4, 2024
22.
Stunningly poor punctuation from McVitie’s. “‘Hòb.ńob’,s”? Come on. pic.twitter.com/SpKJDJuAg8
— Sarah Dempster (@Dempster2000) February 8, 2024
23.
Just know that when times get tough and you see two sets of footprints in the sand, that’s when Elmo and Tracy Chapman are carrying you
— Jonathan Edward Durham (@thisone0verhere) February 6, 2024
24.
My wife and I met at a 'Make a Jelly in the Shape of a US President' class, and I knew she was the one, from the moment I set Eisenhower.
— Paul Eggleston (@pauleggleston) February 7, 2024
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— Punch Cat (@PunchingCat) February 7, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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