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Social Media funny tweets of the week
25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I bloody love bread, me pic.twitter.com/fntGFS1YYy
— The Ambassador (@The_Ambassador_) February 12, 2024
14.
Jake Humphries recommends getting up half an hour before everyone else in your house. But what if everyone in your house also takes his advise? What then? Then you live in a house with people fighting to be the first one up, 6pm on the previous evening.
— Fergus Craig (@FergusCraig) February 15, 2024
15.
Idea for a film: A story which can be told quite easily in an hour and a half.
— Jason (@NickMotown) February 12, 2024
16.
Why did they let both teams wear red to the Super Bowl? And why were their shoes all different colors? Uniform means uniform. Where are you going? I still have football questions.
— Andi (@smiles_and_nods) February 13, 2024
17.
told the kids i had trouble with handwriting when i was little and 5yo asked if it was "because pens were made of feathers"
— priyanka mattoo (@naanking) February 14, 2024
18.
Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my morning ???? pic.twitter.com/aN0VjH0caB
— Joseph Martin (@suddenlyjoseph) February 11, 2024
19.
I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name, and I’ve been through the desert on a horse named Dave, and honestly there’s no difference
— Valentine Warren G. Harding (@PopeAwesomeXIII) February 13, 2024
20.
You mean to tell me the choices for President are a 568 year old & a 544 year old?
-My dog
— Rick Aaron (@RickAaron) February 13, 2024
21.
In the future, all billionaires will sass each other directly from brain implant to brain implant. pic.twitter.com/XG1zXr5V3r
— Duncan Jones (@ManMadeMoon) February 15, 2024
22.
Still waiting for the day scientists come up with the answer to the most vital of questions – why do Maltesers taste better from a box than a packet? pic.twitter.com/1cwVjvzaHA
— Janet Emson (@JanetEmson) February 15, 2024
23.
imagine Gogglebox with these two pic.twitter.com/y27K90kQoU
— Tom Reagan’s Hat (@RufusTSuperfly) February 13, 2024
24.
Heavy is the load that the word
“Accidentally” carries here pic.twitter.com/KNc6xEVO0U— Disappointed Optimist (@disappoptimism) February 14, 2024
25.
My girlfriend can’t understand how I can instantly recognize Paul Giamatti in Planet of the Apes but not my neighbors when I see them in public. And that’s fair.
— Mr. Thank You (@c0mmunicants) February 14, 2024
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