There’s a pilates teacher called Pontius and they just missed the biggest open goal you’ll see this year
8.
“At Pontius Pilates, if you decide to go with a different gym, we wash our hands of the matter.”
— Poisonous Powerfrab (@wykstrad) February 19, 2024
9.
What if she ran a CrossFit next door to her Pilates studio?
— G.O. (@please_fix_it) February 20, 2024
10.
Ends every session with a thorough hand wash.
— Christopher Ankersen (@ProfAnkersen) February 19, 2024
11.
I live near Ottery St Mary in Devon. There is a pottery there. They DON’T call it Ottery Pottery!!!
— MoominMamma (@JaneCartlidge) February 19, 2024
12.
It’s much like Sherlock Furniture in Navan. How they didn’t manage to come up with Sherlock Homes is beyond me.
— DramaBob (@Drama_Bob) February 19, 2024
13.
Not as good as the gym my sister and I intend to open in Cornwall, called the Pilates of Penzance.
— Terry Tyler (@TerryTyler4) February 21, 2024
To conclude …
Plain negligent https://t.co/FcY16azNa8
— Jon Sopel (@jonsopel) February 19, 2024
Source @paul_c_watson