If break-up lines were like chat-up lines, would these 18 get the elbow?

One of the most successful posts of all time on r/AskReddit was this from u/Jamaicandude69.

“If people used “break up lines” instead of “pick up lines” what would some of them be??”

We think this lot really understood the assignment.

1.

spongeje
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2.

Are you Nemo?

Cause you should get lost.
DaiHarT

3.

If you take the “L” out of LOVER. It’s OVER.
hex_the_nitezombii

4.

Are we tectonic plates? Because we’re drifting apart.
comrade_batman

5.

Hey baby, are you in a tunnel? Because we’re breaking up.
iPood

6.

Hey, are you an anchor? Because you’ve done nothing but weigh me down.
ExistentialBob

7.

victim_of_conscience
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8.

“Hey babe, you need to get yourself an APR ‘cos you’re about to be a loan”.
TannedCroissant

9.

Are you a newspaper?

Because there’s a new issue with you every fucking day.
ghostofoutkast