If break-up lines were like chat-up lines, would these 18 get the elbow?

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If you were a fruit you’d be a can’t-elope.
s3b4z

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Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re evidence that I made a mistake.
maleorderbride

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I think my camera is broken because I can’t picture us being together any more.
ChosenSCIM

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Forgive_my_cowardice
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Hey babe, you can call me Han because I’m going Solo !
Aric_Haldan

15.

“Do you wanna see a magic trick? Poof you’re single”.
King_talon23

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Our relationship is like a kit-kat. I need a break.
TheLongAndWindingRd

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Are you a McDonald’s ice cream machine? Because this isn’t working.
DansDailyDepression

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would keep u and I pretty much where they are, far apart from each other. Maybe even make them a little further away.
Randdvek

Whoever posted this suggestion has now deleted their Reddit account, but it’s far too good to leave out.

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This woman’s video of a man trying to painfully chat her up has gone viral again and it’s a shocking reminder of entitled men everywhere

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