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If break-up lines were like chat-up lines, would these 18 get the elbow?
10.
If you were a fruit you’d be a can’t-elope.
s3b4z
11.
Are you a parking ticket? Because you’re evidence that I made a mistake.
maleorderbride
12.
I think my camera is broken because I can’t picture us being together any more.
ChosenSCIM
13.
Forgive_my_cowardice
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14.
Hey babe, you can call me Han because I’m going Solo !
Aric_Haldan
15.
“Do you wanna see a magic trick? Poof you’re single”.
King_talon23
16.
Our relationship is like a kit-kat. I need a break.
TheLongAndWindingRd
17.
Are you a McDonald’s ice cream machine? Because this isn’t working.
DansDailyDepression
18.
If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would keep u and I pretty much where they are, far apart from each other. Maybe even make them a little further away.
Randdvek
Whoever posted this suggestion has now deleted their Reddit account, but it’s far too good to leave out.
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