The replies to these pictures of a bus crash took on a hilarious life of their own and it’s the funniest Twitter thing for ages
10.
Hi Mark, would it be ok if I spelled Mark with a C instead? Yeah?
Thanks Cark.— Will Dev (@WilliamDevllin) March 5, 2024
No, you can spell it S-I-R.
— Mark Arby (@markarby) March 5, 2024
11.
Hi Mark. Would it be ok if I took tomorrow off work? Obviously giving you credit for it?
— gary (@mfceiling) March 5, 2024
I’m afraid not, the UK economy is relying on you working to save it, especially as there is one less bus to get people to work tomorrow.
— Mark Arby (@markarby) March 5, 2024
12.
Hi Mark. Existence is a futile toil of the individual man or woman with respect to the universe. Despite this harrowing fate, some persevere and find happiness. In spite of a lack of purpose, Do you accept you live in the best existence available to you and cherish your life?
— Laser Dawg (@DawgLaser) March 5, 2024
Existence is joy, joy is never futile.
— Mark Arby (@markarby) March 5, 2024
13.
Hi Mark. I don’t need to use your images. Is that ok?
— Ian Walker (@SussexSeagull) March 5, 2024
Yes of course as long as you still give me credit.
— Mark Arby (@markarby) March 5, 2024
14.
Hi Mark, hope you’re ok, can I get this tattooed on my arse?
— HAJiME Megacon BHAM (@saiyanhajime) March 5, 2024
Yes, as long as they use a rusty needle.
— Mark Arby (@markarby) March 5, 2024
15.
Hi Mark, hope you’re okay. Would the Paddashah Emperor have your permission to use these images to set up House Atreides and thereby strengthen his standing in the Landsraad?
— Travis Klempan (@NeedBirds) March 5, 2024
I would say yes but I’m a Republican and I don’t support imperialist regimes.
— Mark Arby (@markarby) March 5, 2024
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Hi Mark, hope you’re OK.
Nothing else, just want to make sure you’re having a good day!
— Can’t be blank (@cheapncheerless) March 5, 2024
Thank you for asking, I’m having a busier day than I expected but all’s good. I hope your day has been OK.
— Mark Arby (@markarby) March 5, 2024
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Hi mark I saw a frog. Would you like to use the picture? With credit of course pic.twitter.com/XFHF8yARZW
— Seán Clarke (@SeanClarke) March 5, 2024
No, I would like to save the frog before it gets run over by a bus.
— Mark Arby (@markarby) March 5, 2024
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Hi Mark- is it OK if all teachers in the land use this as a photo prompt for writing newspaper reports?
— Joanna Di-Bella (@JoannaDiBella) March 5, 2024
Hi Mark- is it OK if all teachers in the land use this as a photo prompt for writing newspaper reports?
— Joanna Di-Bella (@JoannaDiBella) March 5, 2024
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Hi Mark, hope you’re OK. Would it be okay for me to spell okay like this rather than OK with credit to you?
— Greggg Wallace (@GreggggWallace) March 6, 2024
Hi Gregg, I’m great thanks, I hope you’re OK too. I’ll contemplate the best way to spell OK/okay at my next morning gym session, not as early as yours though. Have a great day and continue spreading your joy.
— Mark Arby (@markarby) March 6, 2024
And here’s just a bit of the love people had for all of that.
The replies to this start funny and get funnier. https://t.co/fXWjiWWvuU
— Jay Foreman (@jayforeman) March 5, 2024
This thread is MAGNIFICENT. https://t.co/9m1EraF6HR
— David KC (@DavidMuttering) March 6, 2024
Tell young people – this is what Twitter used to be like. The replies to this are just joyous. Rylan! GB News! https://t.co/8e23CRNx2o
— Caitlin Moran (@caitlinmoran) March 6, 2024
replies to this are gold https://t.co/6rsL0SVIuK
— madeline odent (@oldenoughtosay) March 5, 2024
The replies to this are glorious – just hundreds of very silly, funny tweets like the good ol’ days of Twitter https://t.co/9Bss0ZEYb2
— Greg Jenner (@greg_jenner) March 6, 2024
Replies on here well worth a read, top marks, Mark! https://t.co/qi1bVigHNs
— HENRY MORRIS (@mrhenrymorris) March 6, 2024
And, last of all this!
Pleased to read that no one was seriously injured in yesterday's bus crash on New Oxford Street. I hope everyone is OK today and are having a safe and joyous day.
— Mark Arby (@markarby) March 6, 2024
Source @markarby Images screengrab