This no-nonsense reply is surely the funniest thing you’ll see on LinkedIn this week
We try not to go on LinkedIn in the same way we try not to switch on GB News or plunge our hand into a blender.
But it turns out it can occasionally be rewarding – very rewarding – if this exchange is anything to go by, shared by xx over on Twitter.
Which one of you absolute KINGS did this pic.twitter.com/LDuVjCc6v9
— Kellen ☀️ (@Kellen_the_man) March 19, 2024
And just in case that’s tricky to read in full …
Recruit that person immediately!
Let’s make LinkedIn mogging normal
— Garry Pep | Dad Bod Disrespector⚡️ (@PepeLePump) March 19, 2024
The hinges will come off eventually
— Kellen ☀️ (@Kellen_the_man) March 19, 2024
I engage with every recruiter than contacts me so I can tell them this.
— Fitz (@ItzFitzReborn) March 19, 2024
Hero
— Kellen ☀️ (@Kellen_the_man) March 19, 2024
Need to start incorporating “I need 35 large” into my daily life
— José (@JG__II) March 19, 2024
Fucking amazing – will make sure to incorporate this into my LinkedIn reply strategy
— Buyback Capital (@Larryjamieson_) March 19, 2024
One question remained …
35k/ mo right?
— Ian Weiner, CFP® (@ianweiner90) March 19, 2024
I’m assuming sign on bonus tbh but who knows
Also bd manager comp plans can be like 100k base 135k ote
— Kellen ☀️ (@Kellen_the_man) March 19, 2024
Oh you sweet summer child. This is a UK company – thats 35k a year. If only you knew how bad things were….
— B*b L’Ep*nge (@BushEnjoyer) March 19, 2024
But bonus will be a 100K+?
— Tobias Gehrig (@TobyWBlack) March 19, 2024
Hmmm, we’ll let you know when we hear back (CV and covering letter dispatched).
I can already tell that ‘I need 35 large’ is getting filed in the meme portion of my brain
also 35k sounded depressingly like a UK salary and yep, that’s a UK recruitment firm https://t.co/jIrhTmoME6
— Scarlet ✨ (@NekomimiScience) March 19, 2024
Source @Kellen_the_man