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The Daily Mail said Aaron Taylor-Johnson is too woke to play Bond and this response was licensed to kill
To the movies now, where Aaron Taylor-Johnson is the hot tip to take over from Daniel Craig as the new James Bond.
The name’s Taylor-Johnson, Aaron Taylor-Johnson.
The actor, famous for roles in film such as Kick-Ass and Avengers, is set to be the next #JamesBond, according to reports. https://t.co/I4zJ3KqPRb
Sky 501 pic.twitter.com/vFKUOFfvBi
— Sky News (@SkyNews) March 19, 2024
You might know the British actor from his roles in films such as Kick-Ass, Nocturnal Animals and Nowhere Boy, and very excited people were too (we’ve rounded up 17 killer reactions here).
Well, not everyone was excited. And when we say not everyone, who we really mean is the Daily Mail, which has this to say on its front page on Wednesday.
The very thought!
And just when you thought it couldn’t get any more peak Daily Mail, along comes the headline on the inside pages.
‘A self-declared feminist who grows his own kale – and is happiest playing house-husband to his famous director wife (who’s 24 years his senior) – is Aaron Taylor-Johnson the most right-on 007 ever?’
The only bit that’s missing is how much their house is worth (in the piece, presumably).
And while there were lots of great responses …
*Shirley Bassey voice* GREEN FINGER pic.twitter.com/lFZrvP4fkF
— SHANE REACTION (@imshanereaction) March 19, 2024
This obviously a blow for the Broccoli family #KaleGag #TomorrowsPapersToday #Bond pic.twitter.com/vZo2raWWwT
— George Mann (@sgfmann) March 19, 2024
I’m sure as 007 fires up the rocket boosters on the Aston Martin the audience will all secretly be worrying about whether the actor involved thinks women should have the same opportunities as men whilst fuming silently over his choice of vegetable cultivation. ♂️ pic.twitter.com/FW1Lui6Z30
— Brendan May (@bmay) March 20, 2024
were no actors available with experience as an alcohol-abusing psychopathic assassin pic.twitter.com/YnrMXI9qEo
— Toby Earle Threads tobyontv (@TobyonTV) March 20, 2024
Only one of them left us both shake AND stirred.
LICENCED TO KALE was right there pic.twitter.com/R4YmHYeHat
— verypete lambert (@Prof_Quiteamess) March 20, 2024
Oh-oh-yes!
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A View to a Kale?
— Jim Sangster (@Monster_Maker) March 20, 2024
The Spy Who Lovaged Me.
— Ben Thomas (@Summers2theB) March 20, 2024
On His Brassicas Secret Service
— Tom Newsom (@aquatics64) March 20, 2024
To conclude …
On top of all the other reasons to loathe this rag, ‘Licence to Kale’ was right there. pic.twitter.com/Lvve0sPcOl
— HENRY MORRIS (@mrhenrymorris) March 20, 2024
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Source @Prof_Quiteamess