Stop the presses. Prince William is hiring someone to help him dress – 18 king-size takedowns
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Parody Britain, an occasional series. This is journalism. It's 2024:https://t.co/Y4VaeZs5RQ
— BELLA CALEDONIA (@bellacaledonia) March 19, 2024
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There are people without a valet? Shocking if true.
— Sartorial Thug (@SartorialThug) March 19, 2024
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The line “faced with mounting visual pressure, a valet is nothing short of essential” sounds like something Bertie Wooster would snap at Jeeves as he’s trying to find a way out of marrying Madeline Bassett. pic.twitter.com/Z0asMhGNqu
— Beth (@CesPetitsRiens) March 19, 2024
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“…not that it’s fuck all to do with you, but it IS fucking essential I have a valet! You seen the shit my father wears? Think I wanna look like a 1940’s spiv too? All Double-breasted & turn-ups? & NO Kate doesn’t help me at the mo cos, well…cos…mind your own fucking business!” pic.twitter.com/aELBzwH4IZ
— Mike Bealing (@Sillytees) March 19, 2024
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I am so so relieved. Thoughts with his family and friends.
And hopefully this positive step forward will bring the much needed change in the lives of us subjects. Sending love Willy to you and your valet. https://t.co/AxTPeqQe18— Richard Sefton (@richardosefton) March 19, 2024
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Exciting opportunity for an ambitious young valet who doesn't mind being framed for murder. https://t.co/hJKS7we0S4
— Gone to the other place. (@TopTopPundit) March 19, 2024
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FFS
People to cook for him, clean for him, drive him, look after his kids. Never queued for anything in his life, never waited for a bus or a doctors appt. Never worried about money. Nothing and nowhere is out of his reach. Now he can't even dress himself.#abolishthemonarchy pic.twitter.com/v0zz1BrTOH— Sue McCormick (@LadyBrainSueMcC) March 19, 2024
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Well yes, at the grand old age of … 41 … I guess buttoning up a shirt must get very difficult.
— Maddie (derogatory) (@pbAstronaut) March 19, 2024
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I love that British royal’s response to “you don’t seem accessible enough” is “we should hire a guy to put on your socks” https://t.co/syXnTUuBlJ
— Andrew Nadeau (@TheAndrewNadeau) March 20, 2024
Perhaps all the Prince of Wales needs is a little guidance.
The legs go in one at a time mate
— Sprout (@Im_sprouticus) March 19, 2024
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