Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
due to multiple personal flaws that I refuse to recognize or work on, I will not be in the office tomorrow
— Borey (@GoToBedRory) March 20, 2024
14.
I no longer dislike Mondays, i’m mature now… I dislike the whole week.
— Jenni (@hashjenni) March 17, 2024
15.
[phone buzzes during meeting]
Me [looking at phone]: OMG
Boss: Everything okay?
Me [leaving]: I need to leave right now.
Boss: Okay. Go.My phone: pic.twitter.com/dzEOwMKVsA
— Rodney Lacroix (@RodLacroix) March 19, 2024
16.
This felt like an unnecessary read, but I’m here for it @GreggsOfficial Paddington pic.twitter.com/51qTdB7dLi
— Dev (@heydeevad) March 20, 2024
17.
"People you may know" but will hide from in the grocery store.
— Brock (@Brock_Teee) March 19, 2024
18.
always humbling that plants that survived whatever killed the dinosaurs cannot survive two weeks under my care
— stoned cold fox (@roastmalone_) March 17, 2024
19.
they should make a job where you switch from instagram to twitter to weather app constantly for 8 hours
— Sahana Srinivasan (@sahana_srini) March 19, 2024
20.
A Radio 4 comedy judging by the expressions pic.twitter.com/rxCWeDqz8U
— Van (@hellothisisivan) March 21, 2024
21.
Say Hello, Wave Good Ply pic.twitter.com/v8yJQnDvyG
— Sam Whyte (@SamWhyte) March 21, 2024
22.
• so poorly written the dialogue is comical
• ridiculously farcical and far fetched
• almost positive not a single person in it is actually Irish
• also positive no one working on the film has ever been to Ireland
• it's the best film I've ever seen pic.twitter.com/YMOyYmjwbf— ᴊᴀᴄᴋ ✨ (@JackDMurphy) March 17, 2024
23.
just saw jesus christ superstar and the woman behind shouted “oh no!” when judas betrayed him, and I can’t stop thinking about what she thought was going to happen
— Nick Duffy (@NickMDuffy) March 20, 2024
24.
Is it too much to ask Twitter, when a celebrity over the age of 70 is trending, to indicate "Dead, Birthday, or Nonce"?
— Gary Bainbridge (@Gary_Bainbridge) March 21, 2024
25.
Does Jack Whitehall have a dad? First I’ve heard of it x pic.twitter.com/mXVUZxBOBm
— Buckers (@deathofbuckley) March 21, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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