25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
I know I have iffy colour vision but this Morrisons Easter egg looks like a giant baking potato! pic.twitter.com/bK6TauP2Ut
— BLTP (@Gargarin) March 24, 2024
14.
Think I might have discovered the location of Super Mario Land. pic.twitter.com/GToVNEKldg
— Andy Ryan (@ItsAndyRyan) March 26, 2024
15.
Imagine how difficult it would be if you had two colleagues, one called Ian and one called Iain, but Iain only had one eye.
— Moose Allain Ꙭ (@MooseAllain) March 23, 2024
16.
It's wild how many grown adults complain about being in debt. Like, it's not hard. I have zero debt in my early 30s, all because I've worked since I was 16, I don't spend money on things I don't need, and my great great grandfather invented doors.
— Ꮍᴀᴇʟ (@elle91) March 26, 2024
17.
After complaining about a disappointing meal at a restaurant, they sent out a tiny shallot to deal with my complaint.
I said, “This is not good enough. I demand to speak to the manager, not one of his mini onions!”.#lunchpun
— Janice Greer (@JaniceGreer34) March 25, 2024
18.
I’ve just driven past the Long Man of Wilmington, a 17th century representation of your dad standing in your bedroom doorway saying “Seriously lad, you’re not going out wearing that tonight, are you?” pic.twitter.com/HugSAX5Pc4
— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) March 27, 2024
19.
sorry i didn’t text back i got my hands stuck in pringles cans. yeah both of them. yes again.
— erin chack (@ErinChack) March 26, 2024
20.
A garlic crusher is not worth the hassle of cleaning the garlic crusher.
— Rob Temple (@RobTemple101) March 23, 2024
21.
Make golf infinitely more fun to watch by having an angry or unpredictable animal on every green of the course, you cowards
— Ⓜ️isterD (@MisterD78UK) March 26, 2024
22.
a 30 year old art teacher just trying to look nice on dates: "do you have any tips on where i can find some nice but comfy shoes?"
me: pic.twitter.com/g6kPVoXoVh
— derek guy (@dieworkwear) March 28, 2024
23.
i think jobs should have 30 minutes of silent reading time every day after lunch just like fifth grade did
— trish (@ULTRAGLOSS) March 25, 2024
24.
8?!?!? i’m starting to believe that these missions are in fact possible https://t.co/lXoLUcd8Y6
— bethany (@fiImgal) March 25, 2024
25.
Police sketch artist: You just described Jake Gyllenhaal.
Me: So.
Police sketch artist: Jake Gyllenhaal stole your car?
Me: *leans in, whispers: Heart. I said heart.— Bob Phillips (@BobTheSuit) March 26, 2024
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Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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