Life nicknames

People have been sharing the household nicknames they have for everyday things – 17 absolute winners

10.

‘Those little squeezey bottles of hand sanitiser- in this house they’re know as “handysquish.”’
HoneyGlazedBadger

11.

‘We call them “handitizers” My daughter came home from school during Covid, and told us about lining up for “handitizer” before they went in. It stuck!’
CharieRarie

12.

‘Walls Vendetta.’
ghostsnickets

13.

‘We have 3 cupboards in the hallway. 1 of which is under the stairs, my wife referred to it as “Harry” so I dubbed the other two “Tom” and “Dick”.

‘Which can be funny when visitors are unaware of the convention.’
spLint3r990

14.

‘The main TV / media remote: the Zappa.

‘Any smaller remote: the moonunit.’
He_is_Spartacus

15.

‘Kitchen tongs are Clacky Doofers.’
Ar72

16.

‘Thanks to Dave Gorman on Absolute radio flapjacks are now “travel porridge”.

‘While I have Adam & Joe to thank for any bag with a strap that is worn over the shoulder down to the opposite side is a “boob separator” sung to the tune of Sade’s “Smooth Operator”.’
Professional-Bake110

17.

‘Forks are Stabby Grabbies in our house.’
Seganku74

And it turns out there’s even a name for this sort of thing.’

‘This is know as Familects

‘Unique words and phrases used within your familyor clan.’
ThatMrSpooky

The icing on the cake!

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