These ‘passages’ from the Donald Trump-endorsed bible are very funny and so on the money it hurts

John Plunkett. Updated April 8th, 2024

You’ll probably know by now of Donald Trump’s latest money making wheeze – selling Trump-endorsed bibles for just $59.99!

We’re presuming that just like us you unfortunately haven’t had the chance to buy one yet but never fear because actress and comedian @leahknauer has got hold of one and shared a few key passages on TikTok.

And it’s very funny and so totally on the money it hurts.

@leahknauer lets read the new Trump Bible together #trumpbible #trumpbibles #trump #comediansoftiktok #comedy #fyp #comedy #politicaltiktok #politicalhumor #comedytok ♬ Boundless Worship – Josué Novais Piano Worship

And just in case that’s tricky to watch, here is again after it went viral on Twitter.

OMG, this is hilarious! pic.twitter.com/Q8BI0ZQR7m

— BrooklynDad_Defiant!☮️ (@mmpadellan) April 7, 2024

And just a few of the things people said about it.

‘Girl I thought algorithm had betrayeth me.’
Tiredstarlings

‘Book of 2nd Bankruptcies has some really inspirational verses I heard.’
Upjake

‘Hamberders 3:16 says “Judas, stand back and stand by”
Mothman46

‘You just KILLED the internet with this one YOU WIN!!!!’
Teri Dade

‘I got scared and had to stop’
NYJETSGIRL

For more @leahknauer – and more Trump bible! – go to TikTok here.

Source TikTok @leahknauer H/T @mmpadellan