Matt Le Tissier’s lockdown sunny weather conspiracy prompted a mockery tornado – 17 cyclonic takedowns
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imagine living like this https://t.co/dyPfyBEwVU
— Mollie Goodfellow (@hansmollman) April 9, 2024
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Self trained Doctor, chemist, psychologist, pilot, ships captain, weed pusher & now a meteorologist.
— Glen SWFC B (@growlers6) April 9, 2024
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I love working in the civil service where my job is to manage the switch that turns the sun on. I make sure that I only make it sunny on Islamic holidays – Michael Gove is powerless to stop me https://t.co/sRI52JgFnq
— H.K (@HKesvani) April 9, 2024
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Forget the 94-95 season, the hat-trick against Liverpool, or denying massacres, this is peak Le Tissier.
It’s been a wild ride, folks, but I’m afraid we’re never topping this one. https://t.co/xeKorbR8Jz
— Alfie | HITC Sevens (@HITCSevens) April 9, 2024
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If the government wanted you to stay indoors, wouldn’t they make it rain, rather than being sunny?
— Stephen McDonald (@McBoozieson) April 9, 2024
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Are the people who control the weather in the room with us now?
— Robbie (@robbiewritesie) April 9, 2024
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— (@SeafarerMichael) April 9, 2024
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Fact-check: While the scientific consensus is that man-made climate change is real, governments cannot exercise control over the weather.
Further fact-check: Matt Le Tissier was (and probably still is) an astonishingly talented footballer. However… https://t.co/Gz1TsOEKFd— Alistair Coleman (@alistaircoleman) April 9, 2024
Last word (kind of) to Le Tissier.
You’re a legend, Tiss, but what the hell are you waffling about here?
— Lukeyash (@LukeAshworth5) April 9, 2024
The possibility of geo engineering, have you heard of I?
— Matt Le Tissier (@mattletiss7) April 9, 2024
Totally believable, especially when you think of the hugely competent government we have at the moment.
— Fingers McGurty (@totalguff) April 9, 2024
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