25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
All meetings should happen at 11am. This is the best and only time for a meeting. Anything before that is unreasonable, too early. Then it's lunch. Between 2 and 4 is just a lull. After 5 it's offensive.
— Alex Micu (@axelk) April 10, 2024
14.
Oh my god this isn't real this can't be real britain is a simulation pic.twitter.com/o65hF8aLYy
— *Oriental Leitmotif plays* (@Analytiquity) April 7, 2024
15.
https://t.co/thfNiFbHQf pic.twitter.com/hiTYUnizSS
— Paul | @katamaridumassy.bsky.social (@katamaridumassy) April 4, 2024
16.
£800 pcm. One-chair flat in prime well-connected location in central Edinburgh. No pets, no students, bills not included. pic.twitter.com/8LBHzi6zvI
— Hannah Louise Henthorn (@hanarchovist) April 10, 2024
17.
When did IQ reveal parties become a thing? pic.twitter.com/3NVrkEspXb
— Doug McFerrari (@Dougmcg1) April 10, 2024
18.
Friend’s 22-year-old gf said “I’m so sorry if this is an invasive question but your phone background… is that your boyfriend?” pic.twitter.com/rXnTAesFr9
— ava (@wownicebuttdude) April 7, 2024
19.
“WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS” pic.twitter.com/olmrAG2Ltu
— Paul Bronks (@SlenderSherbet) April 7, 2024
20.
giving my final presentation on 11th-15th century aphrodisiacs and did not realize where my zoom window was placed pic.twitter.com/bqErWICT6L
— nat (mother toilet plumber) (@mademoisellerat) April 8, 2024
21.
My eldest child just RIVERDANCED into the kitchen, kicked his sister up the bum and riverdanced back out again without saying a word or breaking the beat.
— Anna Falactick (@PetulantWench) April 6, 2024
22.
To those wondering if Allison Pearson has the ability to remain silent.
Here's evidence she can manage it for 30 minutes. pic.twitter.com/qR561bOl21— Peter Smith (@Redpeter99) April 10, 2024
23.
i.e. dead pic.twitter.com/Z6L0lzEAac
— Dr Adam Rutherford (@AdamRutherford) April 9, 2024
24.
A sharp rise in vets’ bills in the UK is seeing people take their pets to Turkey for cheaper treatment, with some unexpected consequences pic.twitter.com/pL2Q8SiNpt
— Have I Got News For You (@haveigotnews) April 8, 2024
25.
the dentist before he runs for his life after telling you x-rays aren't dangerous pic.twitter.com/9na0BMJTNm
— campbell g (@rodeoman) April 10, 2024
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25 Favourite Tweets of the Week
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