‘Men! What’s the first thing you do when the wife and kids just left the house for a few hours?’ 17 funniest and most relatable responses

10.

‘Just take those old records off the shelf…
Arkvoodle42

11.

‘Watch my TV shows and movies I can’t watch around them.’
Asleep-Question-2299

12.

‘Sit in silence/nap. My wife knows when I need some down time and she takes the kids out for a few hours. She is amazing.’
batmanlovespizza

13.

‘Turn the AC down.’
HALLOWEENYmeany

14.

‘Strengthen the defence of the house, change the locks, deploy snipers and sit in (relatively) blissful silence.’
Impossible-Curve7249

15.

‘FINALLY a chance to clean up without anyone in the way!

‘Turn up the music and bust out the broom and mop and rags! 8D

‘Go outside for a smoke and get to it!.’
Wicked_Instance_2842

16.

‘Helldive.’
meinherzbrennt42

17.

‘I sit and stare at the wall wondering when my entire reason for existing will return, and if they brought me chocolate.’
RemySmith92

And finally, back to the person who asked the question (and yes you’re right, we did leave a lot of these answers out).

‘The amount of masturbation happening among married men left to themselves is astounding… and here I thought people would do watch the masters and eat some of that hidden ice cream the kids can’t never have ‘
Kitkatcrusher

Yeah, right.

Source Reddit Kitkatcrusher