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‘You’re as useless as …’ 20 hall of fame put-downs that are very funny and totally nail it
11.
Solar-powered flashlight.
willowwalloy
12.
Jelly set square.
Mugboard
13.
A snooze button on a smoke alarm.
mondo_the_bored
14.
The letter G in lasagne.
Jess-C-on-Reddit
15.
A one-toothed beaver in a petrified forest.
itspieflavor
16.
A cardboard chip pan.
helpfulcorgi5716
17.
As useless as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.
Penster78
18.
Marzipan dildo.
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19.
Lips on a chicken.
xowiejade
20.
As much use as indicators on a BMW is a favourite of mine.
Swimming_Marsupial
And finally, there was this, from u/Unique-Leaning5489 who used a different format to convey the same sentiment.
They couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.
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