‘You’re as useless as …’ 20 hall of fame put-downs that are very funny and totally nail it

11.

Solar-powered flashlight.
willowwalloy

12.

Jelly set square.
Mugboard

13.

A snooze button on a smoke alarm.
mondo_the_bored

14.

The letter G in lasagne.
Jess-C-on-Reddit

15.

A one-toothed beaver in a petrified forest.
itspieflavor

16.

A cardboard chip pan.
helpfulcorgi5716

17.

As useless as a one-legged man in an arse kicking contest.
Penster78

18.

Marzipan dildo.
[deleted]

19.

Lips on a chicken.
xowiejade

20.

As much use as indicators on a BMW is a favourite of mine.
Swimming_Marsupial

And finally, there was this, from u/Unique-Leaning5489 who used a different format to convey the same sentiment.

They couldn’t pour water out of a boot if the instructions were on the heel.

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