25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
What’s the matter babe, you’re not sitting on the fruiton. pic.twitter.com/84on4eICKX
— Jamie (@jami0mckay) April 23, 2024
14.
It's called the ignition. I would've expected DVLA to know that. pic.twitter.com/kzQr1p2mr5
— Martin Pilgrim (@MartinPilgrim1) April 24, 2024
15.
She's clearly never been. pic.twitter.com/wN2V3pZ7NB
— Guy Walters (@guywalters) April 24, 2024
16.
when i’m stressed out it really helps to hold all the world’s bad news six inches from my face til 2am
— palestine will be free (@mariahforathens) April 25, 2024
17.
Girls will be like ‘1 year with my absolute world xxx’ and this is the picture: pic.twitter.com/35n63eCwH5
— Hannah (@hannah1989__) April 23, 2024
18.
This is a sitcom premise pic.twitter.com/wIqzyVxym6
— Adam Ozimek (@ModeledBehavior) April 23, 2024
19.
One of the worst things about human life is that every 18 months you have to call Sky and pretend that you're going to leave them until they find a magical offer which halves your bill which apparently didn't exist when you first rang
— Rebecca Reid (@RebeccaCNReid) April 24, 2024
20.
ME: I’m looking for funding for my prison-based creative writing workshops.
ARTS COUNCIL: OK. What is the name of this project?
ME: Prose and cons.
ARTS COUNCIL: Get out.
— Ben Davis (@bendavis_86) April 24, 2024
21.
Hi I’m in this picture and you posted without my consent can you please take it down https://t.co/Pxz5IqU8IB
— Dan (@dannah__montana) April 24, 2024
22.
Bryan Adams turns 65 this year, which means that in the summer of 69 he would have been 10 years old. What kind of parents allows a 10 year old to spend his evenings down at the drive in? I can completely understand why Jimmy wanted no part of it.
— Josh Pugh (@JoshPughComic) April 24, 2024
23.
Bad news, guys. I've been testing it out for a few weeks and it turns out all those wacky podcast hosts who claim starting your day with a 5 or 6 am workout and reading before everyone else's day begins really does put you in a way better mood. This is a huge bummer.
— ʟᴜᴋᴇ ʙᴀʀɴᴇᴛᴛ (@LukeBarnett) April 24, 2024
24.
Milky Way as seen from Mars. pic.twitter.com/EnsxsmQocg
— Curiosity (@MAstronomers) April 25, 2024
25.
actually showing my dad peep show was a mistake. he just texts me stuff like this now out of the blue. pic.twitter.com/cI4eMFpjJG
— samuel (@samtrayter) April 25, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
Image Matthew Fellows