25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
hardest part of beekeeping is thinking of all the names
— mutable joe (@mutablejoe) April 30, 2024
14.
The secret to work life balance is generational wealth
— Kay (@KetakiPole) April 28, 2024
15.
Whenever Antiques Roadshow is on the telly my favourite people are the ones who proudly say their grandmother worked as a maid in some big country house and was given this nice bit of VERY EASILY CONCEALABLE silver as a token of appreciation by the lord and lady of the manor.
— Laura Lupin (@bugsandfishes) April 28, 2024
16.
seriously can’t believe the most notable scottish characters in popular media are Shrek, Fat Bastard, groundskeeper willie, the cast of trainspotting and now that Martha off baby reindeer we are cooked as a country
— tiffany (@normaltiffany) April 30, 2024
17.
I’m on a hen weekend in Mykonos and there is not a single activity planned. We’re just reading our books by the pool until it’s time to start drinking. Truly, this is the best planned hen of all time.
— Rebecca Reid (@RebeccaCNReid) April 27, 2024
18.
Can I just ask you guys what you think this says, because… pic.twitter.com/k3s5ChcQR5
— Jay Hulme (@JayHulmePoet) May 1, 2024
19.
Hello darkness my old friend.
I stood up way too fast again.— Uncle Bob (@UncleBob56) May 1, 2024
20.
You could never make Blazing Saddles today because if you did, powerful movie lawyers would send you a cease and desist letter saying there’s already a movie called Blazing Saddles from 1974 with the same script and cast and so you can’t make it
— Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) May 1, 2024
21.
Just got home from my first date with lady I met on bumble.
Very chatty and bubbly, had a lovely time. Hoping for second date.
She’s called me 6 times already. Very caring bless her ☺️ pic.twitter.com/jtXkEX4KFD
— Matt (@LegendEskimoBoy) May 1, 2024
22.
Oof. It's kicking off in the Humanities & Social Sciences building… pic.twitter.com/eSm5O3F1RT
— Edward Anderson (@edanderson101) April 30, 2024
23.
my car is fucked pic.twitter.com/qCL1NHWtHr
— Adam (@adamgreattweet) May 1, 2024
24.
“You merely adopted the Trek. I was born in it, molded by it.” pic.twitter.com/2vWqJ2Dpxi
— Freddy Noriega (@elfredderino) May 3, 2024
25.
how insane is it that for £12 a month you can have almost every single piece of music on earth but if you want to watch a slightly underground movie you have to have 10 different app subscriptions and still none of them have it.
— craig reynolds (@reynlord) April 30, 2024
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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
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