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‘What’s a simple pleasure that the opposite sex will never understand?’ 18 (not all NSFW, honest) delights

10.

‘A warm breeze that goes up your legs when you wear a skirt or a dress, making the garment flutter. Such a good feeling in the summer. Guys who wear kilts or are drag queens probably get a similar feeling though.’
Josette_A
11.

‘Futzing with your beard when it reaches a certain length. Oddly satisfying, and I like to imagine that when I stroke it ruminatively I might look like a wise wizard (I almost certainly don’t).’
SwingsetGuy

12.

‘Finally finding a piece of clothing with decent sized pockets.’
CorruptedAngel13

13.

‘When we build each other up. Compliments from men can feel nice but there’s something special about a woman going out of her way to say they like your outfit etc. Just hits different.’
blueberryblossoms

14.

‘Peeing off the edge of a cliff.’
btstfn

15.

‘Playing with your own boobs. Not in a sexual way, it’s something between a stress ball and a fidget toy, they’re just jiggly and warm and fun.’
pollyp0cketpussy

16.

‘The first day of the year when its warm enough to wear a summer dress.’
lottieconcie

17.

‘Scratching that itchy ballsack.’
Nagash24

18.

‘When the weather isn’t warm and I can get away with not shaving my legs… no effort required’
majesticjewnicorn

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