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Twitter funny tweets of the week
Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week
13.
Question –
What’s 6 inches long, purple, stiff, and drives Brexiteers wild?
Answer –
My Irish/European passport renewal ☘️ pic.twitter.com/piVDdOnerz
— Stuzi (@stuzi_pants) May 13, 2024
14.
So this one time, a friend asked me to PLEASE read a book so we could talk about it.
I read it… and I was like, um… I didn’t really like it…
Her: *happily* I know, right? Neither did I!
And I think this is my villain origin story.
— Hayley Reese Chow (@HayleyReeseChow) May 13, 2024
15.
When a fly goes on holiday pic.twitter.com/s8Fnw0ySwe
— Craig Deeley ️ (@craiguito) May 13, 2024
16.
Somewhere there is an editor who looked at this and said "I can't believe I got away with it" he knew that this was his crowning glory. He had entered the promised land … he brought it home and showed his wife, and she rolled her eyes and called him an idiot. pic.twitter.com/oMOboUQgJT
— Marc J. Randazza (@marcorandazza) May 12, 2024
17.
So this is how scrabble started. I got a 7 letter word out first go. And wife’s retort…. pic.twitter.com/nlXd9qLikg
— LeedsatSea (@David_C68) May 11, 2024
18.
Hey y'all lets take a minute and be pretty freaking thankful spiders can't fly
— Mr.Carter (@dexteristwisted) May 13, 2024
19.
The Kingdom of Genovia is at war pic.twitter.com/SdO1ZQeayi
— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) May 16, 2024
20.
Name me a better job for an out of work actor. I’ll wait.
— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) May 16, 2024
21.
In your 20’s you hope you don’t fall for the wrong person, in your 40’s you hope you don’t fall in the yard when nobody’s home.
— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) May 13, 2024
22.
Terrifying closed-down clothes-alteration shop in South Norwood where all the mannequins are turned away from the window, engaged in dark rumination. pic.twitter.com/auJdSjfqGA
— Andrew Male (@Andr6wMale) May 16, 2024
23.
I dont want to toil under capitalism I want to eat mozzarella sticks. And yet those same mozzarella sticks require money.
— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) May 15, 2024
24.
If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.
— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) May 15, 2024
25.
very unprofessional of Gillian Keegan to do an interview while trapped inside a glass box pic.twitter.com/ZYZ5G2l1Gu
— Toby Earle Threads tobyontv (@TobyonTV) May 16, 2024
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