Our 25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

13.

Question –

What’s 6 inches long, purple, stiff, and drives Brexiteers wild?

Answer –

My Irish/European passport renewal ☘️ pic.twitter.com/piVDdOnerz

— Stuzi (@stuzi_pants) May 13, 2024

14.

So this one time, a friend asked me to PLEASE read a book so we could talk about it.

I read it… and I was like, um… I didn’t really like it…

Her: *happily* I know, right? Neither did I!

And I think this is my villain origin story.

— Hayley Reese Chow (@HayleyReeseChow) May 13, 2024

15.

When a fly goes on holiday pic.twitter.com/s8Fnw0ySwe

— Craig Deeley ️‍ (@craiguito) May 13, 2024

16.

Somewhere there is an editor who looked at this and said "I can't believe I got away with it" he knew that this was his crowning glory. He had entered the promised land … he brought it home and showed his wife, and she rolled her eyes and called him an idiot. pic.twitter.com/oMOboUQgJT

— Marc J. Randazza (@marcorandazza) May 12, 2024

17.

So this is how scrabble started. I got a 7 letter word out first go. And wife’s retort…. pic.twitter.com/nlXd9qLikg

— LeedsatSea (@David_C68) May 11, 2024

18.

Hey y'all lets take a minute and be pretty freaking thankful spiders can't fly

— Mr.Carter (@dexteristwisted) May 13, 2024

19.

The Kingdom of Genovia is at war pic.twitter.com/SdO1ZQeayi

— Nooruddean (@BeardedGenius) May 16, 2024

20.

Name me a better job for an out of work actor. I’ll wait.

— Michael McKean (@MJMcKean) May 16, 2024

21.

In your 20’s you hope you don’t fall for the wrong person, in your 40’s you hope you don’t fall in the yard when nobody’s home.

— Not Today Eric (@NotTodayEric) May 13, 2024

22.

Terrifying closed-down clothes-alteration shop in South Norwood where all the mannequins are turned away from the window, engaged in dark rumination. pic.twitter.com/auJdSjfqGA

— Andrew Male (@Andr6wMale) May 16, 2024

23.

I dont want to toil under capitalism I want to eat mozzarella sticks. And yet those same mozzarella sticks require money.

— jon drake (@DrakeGatsby) May 15, 2024

24.

If I let you into my life, I am either emotionally invested or you are a grilled cheese sandwich.

— Nayele18 (@nayele18maybe) May 15, 2024

25.

very unprofessional of Gillian Keegan to do an interview while trapped inside a glass box pic.twitter.com/ZYZ5G2l1Gu

— Toby Earle Threads tobyontv (@TobyonTV) May 16, 2024

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25 Favourite Funny Tweets of the Week

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