17 times people were hit with oddly creative insults

10.

(In school) If idiots could fly this place would be an airport
Olrazzmatazz

11.

“I bet you eat cereal with a fork”.
No-inevitable4331

12.

“You look like you’d die from a pillow fight.”
consistent-cold1908

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Mana_YT
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14.

“Your birth certificate was a apology letter from the condom factory.’
NegativeAttempt2855

15.

My brother told me that he would rather read the terms and conditions than continue having a conversation with me.
leafypineapple

16.

“Your forehead is longer than a Monday”.
illconflict1924

17.

“There’s just 2 things I don’t like about you. Your face.”
sailbird1972

krikolino15 shared this subtle burn.

One time a mean girl at school had to walk to my table to pick up something and she sneezed on her way back and said “Ow it’s cause I’m allergic to cheap perfume” and I said “You should stop wearing it then”

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